Psychotic Ninja

Who needs OJ Simpson when you've got Homer Simpson?

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Good idea: bringing this back on topic: Good idea: Not sleeping with someone who has aids.

Who needs Steve Jobs when you got Steve Mobs?

70's. The Simpsons or Family Guy?

Banned for making my Mafia game more complicated than it should be.

Well everyone that's still living, needs to say who they think is the killer and why, so all that are reading this please inform all living players to communicate here.

Who needs to be a cow when you can be on a horse?

Banned because

I would prefer if it was done here, that way it doesn't seem to be dead (no pun intended).

Who needs Solid Snake when you have Cate Archer?

Hey as a reminder,if you want to win, good or bad, you need to chat among eachother here. Day won't end until the majority of players pick a person they want to kill off who they think is Mafia!

Banned for being pissed off.

Who needs to hire people to do it for you, when the garbage man can!?

It's not a sequel to Kickassia, it's own entity, the third year anniversary, Suburban Knights.

It was Monday morning, PaladinVargas10 woke up from his bed, today was the day, the day he was going to get L.A. Noire for the PS3. When the package arrived, PaladinVargas10 was so excited with opening it, he didn't notice the piece of paper attached to the box telling him he could win $1,000,000. Packing peanuts flying everywhere, thinking to himself "The game's gotta be here somewhere!" finally he found the game "FUCK YEAH, IT'S HERE!", he then looked down, and saw the piece of paper he passed up earlier, reading it, then re-reading it, he was shocked, not only did he get a new game, but he could get one million dollars! Well until half of him was expecting it to be a huge scam, the other half was telling him he could be rich. Then he remembered, new game, means not being bored, so he quickly ran to the basement to play his new game. He turns on the PS3, and the T.V., gets the controller ready, opens up the case to find no disk. "FUCK YOU EBAY! I PAYED $60 FOR THIS GAME AND THIS IS HOW YOU RIP ME OFF!? YOU'RE NOT HEARING FROM ME AGAIN!". After a few hours, he calmed down, and remembered, with a million, he could buy another copy of L.A. Noire and make sure it has a disk, he can even get his dream car, a black mustang gt. He didn't care if it was a scam or not, he needed something to do, anything. Picking up the number, he read that he had to make a call, and answer a few questions. After picking up his iPhone, he called 1-800-545-5968. Almost immediately a dark mysterious voice asked "Who is calling?" PaladinVargas10 "Uh... This is PaladinVargas10, I'm calling for the million dollars." "Ah yes, you're not the first one to call for that. First of all, I have to ask a few simple questions." "Ok..." said PaladinVargas10. "First question", said the mysterious voice, "Are you eighteen or older?" "Yes" answered PaladinVargas10. "Second question, are you male or female?" "Make" "Final question, what is your name?" "PaladinVargas the tenth, but people call me Paladin" answered PaladinVargas10. "Well Paladin", said the voice "if you want the million, you need to go to the farm at Mesa street, you'll go to the back of the barn, there you'll find a man in a suit, he'll ask you for the password, you'll tell him "'Only the one free man'", that's all I can tell you." Then the mysterious voice hung up the phone. With nothing left to do, PaladinVargas10, got in his car, and drove to Mesa street. He knew right away which farm to go to, everyone claims it's a cursed farm, but he didn't believe in curses, besides the only thing on his mind was that million dollars. As instructed, he went to the back, told the answer, and was sent inside, to find a underground poker tournament. No one stopped to to look at the new comer, but one thing caught PaladinVargas10's attention right away, at the far end of the room, at a table, was one million in cash, guarded by two men wielding spas 12 shotguns. Then a cloaked man walked up and approached PaladinVargas10 and said in deep voice "If you're here for the million, please sit, I'll explain everything." So PaladinVargas10 followed the cloaked man to an empty table. "The money on the table is fake." Said the cloaked man. PaladinVargas10 got very angry, as if he was about to punch the man. "Don't worry, the money is here, but you have to find it, if you want it. The money is somewhere in the farm, so no leaving the farm, you leave the farm before the money is found, you die. Other than that, no rules, go crazy, have fun, if you're not looking, play poker, or play some basketball, or feed the animals, do what ever you want, but don't leave the farm. That's all". So with that, PaladinVargas10 got up, then realized he may have to sleep here so he asked "What about food? Drinks? Beds?" "Ooooh, I almost forgot, thank you for reminding me, well everything on the farm is yours no need to ask for anything, just take, first come, first serve.". With that information, PaladinVargas10 decided to relax, get to know everyone, and have some fun playing poker, 'what's there to loose?' he thought, 'I know I'm going to get that money.' After a few hours, he got the names down, that guy, Epsilon, Srake, Brad, onion, Axeldeath, and, BTGbullseye. Later he finally one some money playing poker. "Sorry for taking your money Axeldeath". Axeldeath, just chuckled and said "Don't worry, by tomorrow I'm walking away a very rich man. They both laughed and left the barn as beer buddies. "What time is it?" Asked Axeldeath. As PaladinVargas10 took out his phone, he dropped dead. "Shit! shit! shit! shit! shit!" Thinking he was next, Axeldeath quickly ran back to the barn. To Be Continued... tl;dr version: A group of people are locked in, in a farm looking for one million dollars, Axeldeath and PaladinVargas10 walked out from the barn, which held an underground poker tournament, drunk, then PaladinVargas10 dropped dead.

Banned for not realizing ninjas are better than pirates at everything.

Villain, no one knows the sidekick. Jack Nicholson's Joker or Heath Ledger's Joker?

Unfortunately there's not a whole lot of games in it.

Banned for thinking you did nothing WHEN YOU'RE ALWAYS DOING SOMETHING!

Who here knew that one day giant lumberjacks would chop down trees and drink cheap cyanide filled Koolaid and go to Epsilon's planet of chicken and sweet tea and guns that shoot boolets? Not only do cows eat grass but also they jump over the moon and leave ponies in rest. It was very nonsensical and confusing, only /b/ could possibly make less sense than the chaotic, random, ambiguous Gordon Freeman's dream. The G-man woke