Psychotic Ninja

Who here knew that one day giant lumberjacks would chop down trees and drink cheap cyanide filled Koolaid and go to Epsilon's planet of chicken and sweet tea and guns that shoot boolets? Not only do cows eat grass but also they jump over the moon and leave ponies in rest. It was very nonsensical and confusing, only /b/ could possibly make less sense than the chaotic, random, ambiguous Gordon Freeman's dream. The G-man woke up to a de-railed thread on a very sad day. He was wearing a very expensive diamond encrusted tie and suit with a dark blue pair of socks. His fashion sense was very pimpin'. Everyone was jelly whenever the G-man would roll up into a ball and derail this thread. G-man then got into his purple limousine and drove into a Lake. G-man drowned, but his suit was made of ice cream That froze into a million pieces. Many treasure hunters search for G-man's suit shards but stop because they get very hungry for potatoes and decide to return to idaho. G-man survived though, but his purple limousine got eaten by a wild grue with laser beams. G-man took out his explosive briefcase and threw it at an unsuspecting robotic ghost dragon. Gordon Freeman helped by crowbaring a flying scout's mother and red spy. Any other day Gordon would simply would be busy collecting human skulls, but today he went to crate to crowbar it. The crate exploded, and out came a BLU Pyro. The Pyro's muffled voice yelled, "ICE TO MEET YOU!" "..." Gordon Freeman replied, and crowbarred Pyro in the oxygen tank, causing a large explosion, but Gordon's HEV only saved Gordon

Penny Arcade. Ctrl+Alt+Del (comic) or VG Cats?

xkcd. Bug comic or xkcd?

Banned for apparently watching the wrong kind of anime thus thinking all anime is bad.

Banned cause it was going to be called puckman.

You might be starving, the dead mouse is only source of food, so eat mouse.

Dive to see if there's anything of value to keep.

BRAD HOW DARE YOU BE FASTER THAN ME AND IRONICALLY POST THE SAME THING I WAS GOING TO POST!

This is INTERCEPTOR.

Swim North.

Kick-ass computer. Red pill or blue pill?

"Weather kick's ass"

Fortunately you don't have to post in it if you're tired of it.

SCREW HARRY POTTER! I'M GOING TO SEE WINNIE THE POOH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (All joking aside, I am excited for, and sad, for the final film).

Wonder why only the ground was blocky, but not anything else. What would you do if I was behind you, knife out ready to backstab you?

Pick up Glock Pistol.

Who here knew that one day giant lumberjacks would chop down trees and drink cheap cyanide filled Koolaid and go to Epsilon's planet of chicken and sweet tea and guns that shoot boolets? Not only do cows eat grass but also they jump over the moon and leave ponies in rest. It was very nonsensical and confusing, only /b/ could possibly make less sense than the chaotic, random, ambiguous Gordon Freeman's dream. The G-man woke up to a de-railed thread on a very sad day. He was wearing a very expensive diamond encrusted tie and suit with a dark blue pair of socks. His fashion sense was very pimpin'. Everyone was jelly whenever the G-man would roll up into a ball and derail this thread. G-man then got into his purple limousine and drove into a Lake. G-man drowned, but his suit was made of ice cream That froze into a million pieces. Many treasure hunters search for G-man's suit shards but stop because they get very hungry for potatoes and decide to return to idaho. G-man survived though, but his purple limousine got eaten by a wild grue with laser beams. G-man took out his explosive briefcase and threw it at an unsuspecting robotic ghost dragon. Gordon Freeman helped by crowbaring a flying scout's mother and red spy. Any other day Gordon would simply would be busy collecting human skulls, but today he went to crate to crowbar it. The crate exploded, and out came a BLU Pyro. The Pyro's muffled voice yelled, "ICE TO MEET YOU!" "..." Gordon Freeman replied, and crowbarred Pyro in the ("crowbar" should be a verb).

Who here knew that one day giant lumberjacks would chop down trees and drink cheap cyanide filled Koolaid and go to Epsilon's planet of chicken and sweet tea and guns that shoot boolets? Not only do cows eat grass but also they jump over the moon and leave ponies in rest. It was very nonsensical and confusing, only /b/ could possibly make less sense than the chaotic, random, ambiguous Gordon Freeman's dream. The G-man woke up to a de-railed thread on a very sad day. He was wearing a very expensive diamond encrusted tie and suit with a dark blue pair of socks. His fashion sense was very pimpin'. Everyone was jelly whenever the G-man would roll up into a ball and derail this thread. G-man then got into his purple limousine and drove into a Lake. G-man drowned, but his suit was made of ice cream That froze into a million pieces. Many treasure hunters search for G-man's suit shards but stop because they get very hungry for potatoes and decide to return to idaho. G-man survived though, but his purple limousine got eaten by a wild grue with laser beams. G-man took out his explosive briefcase and threw it at an unsuspecting robotic ghost dragon. Gordon Freeman helped by crowbaring a flying scout's mother and red spy. Any other day Gordon would simply would be busy collecting human skulls, but today he went to crate to crowbar it. The crate exploded, and out came a BLU Pyro. The Pyro's muffled voice yelled, "ICE TO MEET YOU!" "..." Gordon Freeman

Go East.

(Thank you Srake for the intro to part 2 of the story). Axeldeath burst through the door basement nearly knocking over Srake. "Axel? What's your problem?!" Srake said as he glared at him. "Srake! Outside! Paladin! Egh!" Paladin tried to force the words out over his panic. Srake raised his right eyebrow in confusion. "Hold on, Hold on... Calm down, I just want to help you. Now slow down... What happened?" Axeldeath recounted the events that caused him to behave this way. "...Come on Axel, we have to get some answers. It didn't take long to find the Man in the suit. They approached him at the bar. He stopped watching the rest of the room and turned his attention to the two intruders of his privacy. Srake sat down next to him and Axeldeath did the same. Srake kept his eyes forward and said to the Man. "Paladin Vargas is dead..." he turned his head towards the Man "would you care to tell us why?" The man simply smirked at the pair. He said in a voice that chilled them to their very core, "Did I forget to explain that part?" "What are you talking about?!" asked Axeldeath in a loud voice, heads turning, to see Axeldeath holding the hooded man near the chest. The hood fell off, to reveal a man with so many battle scars and wounds you didn't know what to look at first. "You don't get it, do you!?" Yelled a drunken Epsilon. "He's here to kill us all! so he can take the million for himself!" The entire room was in an uproar with the news. All of a sudden Epsilon pulled out a gun and pointed at the once hooded man, still held by Axeldeath. "I WONT HAVE IT! I WONT! I WONT I WONT I WONT I WONT I WONT!" Epsilon kept on repeating those two simple words, pausing a few seconds here and there only to drink some more Bud Light. "People!" Yelled out Srake. "We need to calm down, you can clearly tell, like me, that Epsilon is drunk! He has no clue what he's talking about!" Just then three things happened at the exact same time: Epsilon fired his gun, Epsilon was quiet, and finally Epsilon was sleeping on the ground with blood coming out of him. A second later the entire room was quiet, so quiet you could hear a needle drop. Everyone dropped everything they had in their hands, stopped what they were doing, and turned to look at the dead body on the ground. That Guy spoke first "He was a nice guy, when not drunk, he told me he was going to kill himself if he couldn't find the million, he was under such depression, I tried to stop him, all I w-w-w-wanted to do w-was s-s-s-save hi-" and he just fell to his knees crying like a baby would cry when they get hurt. After a while Srake, and That Guy picked up Epsilon's body, and buried him at the back of the barn. That night everyone went to bed except for Onion, who was still in the barn, all alone. No one hardly noticed him as he was so quiet, as if he wasn't even there. Onion was mourning over where Epsilon took his life. At 3 A.M. Onion got up, and left the barn. As Onion was walking to his bed, someone walked up to him, and whispered "good night". Onion turned around and saw no one. Thinking the death of Epsilon and Paladin had gotten the best of him, he brushed the thought away from him, never thinking of it again. The next morning everyone but one person woke up for breakfast. Srake was the first to notice this, he went to check to see who was still sleeping. Turns out Onion was still sleeping, Srake tried to wake him up, but nothing could wake him, not even freezing cold water. Srake made the conclusion that Onion died in the middle of the night, the killer was still at large. TO BE CONTINUED! (The reason Epsilon died was because he P.M.ed me telling me that he didn't want to play)

Who here knew that one day giant lumberjacks would chop down trees and drink cheap cyanide filled Koolaid and go to Epsilon's planet of chicken and sweet tea and guns that shoot boolets? Not only do cows eat grass but also they jump over the moon and leave ponies in rest. It was very nonsensical and confusing, only /b/ could possibly make less sense than the chaotic, random, ambiguous Gordon Freeman's dream. The G-man woke up to a de-railed thread on a very sad day. He was wearing a very expensive diamond encrusted tie and suit with a dark blue pair of socks. His fashion sense was very pimpin'. Everyone was jelly whenever the G-man would roll up into a ball and derail this thread. G-man then got into his purple limousine and drove into a Lake. G-man drowned, but his suit was made of ice cream That froze into a million pieces. Many treasure hunters search for G-man's suit shards but stop because they get very hungry for potatoes and decide to return to idaho. G-man survived though, but his purple limousine got eaten by a wild grue with laser beams. G-man took out his explosive briefcase and threw it at an unsuspecting robotic ghost dragon. Gordon Freeman helped by crowbaring a flying scout's mother and red spy. Any other day Gordon would simply would be busy collecting human skulls, but today he went to crate