Psychotic Ninja

Once, a war against the lovers and the haters of Suzimiya Haruhi cause a great grammar fail. Blightmare was then banned due to stuff. Fortunately he got his ban extended for over 9000 offences against Haruhi. Suddenly, in the sky, a sperm whale appeared, and spelled "whale" shockingly correctly. Then Jexius edited his pants to look like a boss. Jexius then banned Epsilon for his uncontainable awesomeness. AF was then closed. Ross only said, "I will go to the highest and the most isolated mountain in the kingdom of Gondor and jump onto a trampoline." Suddenly, an alien turned into Ross's enormously grotesque fat ex girlfriend who likes CoD videos, which are overrated. Later that day, Captain Figunaye's ship landed on Australian held island territory, but Epsilon headshotted the main mast. "HAX!", yelled a random seagull under a flying giraffe. That is not sensical or logical. Figunaye laughed like an antelope doesn't. Suddenly a sandwich ate a Heavy. Sandwich then flew all the way back to Snuggles. Nobody noticed the giant pencil hovering above our galaxy smuggling bullets to my tiny apartment. All of a sudden, Epsilon shot down a flying Scout. The Scout was full of Bonk energy drink. The radioactive energy caused a green fish to implode. The Medic's insanity multiplied by 20%x 99% of the square root of cake which is very tasty but sadly is your mother. Everything then violently exploded in a fiery

Unfortunately, it doesn't seem like you do.

Bad idea: Choosing not to use punctuation even though one knows how to use 'em.

Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine. After the loss of three people in just a couple of days, everyone didn't know who to trust, except Srake, he hoped he knew who was killing all of these people, except Epsilon. After breakfast that day, Srake stayed behind to confront the one he suspected, That Guy. Everyone left the barn, Srake being the last one went straight to That Guy's room to look for some evidence. The only thing he found suspicious was a red journal that seemed to be bleeding. He opened it to find what he was looking for: June 5th, 1996 Today, Mother was pleased, two more traitors have left this wretched place and gave Mother a feast. That drunken bastard child, and that mute Ching-wah TSAO duh liou mahng. I know that Srake is after me, I planned this all along, I know he will be reading this, I know he's a cop, I know that he knows that there is no million dollars here. It doesn't matter anyways, by the time he's finished reading this we all will be with Mot- Srake put the book down, grabbed his gun and ran to find and kill That Guy. He left the house that they all spent the nights at to find out he was too late, the farm was already ablaze. Not only that but in the middle of it all was a giant symbol drawn in blood, along with the bodies of Brad and the others, but with two standing, right in the middle. That Guy was laughing then the hooded man removed his hood once again, but this time, the head, the face, the body, everything was different. "Mother!" Said That Guy "He's here at last!". "Srake's here to join the party!" Srake got his gun out, fired, the bullet went straight to That Guy, but it didn't hit That Guy, or even Mother, in fact, it hit Srake. Srake fell down to the ground, dead. "Mother, the deed has been done! I can be whole again!" Just then That Guy fell down to the ground, as the protective shield was gone due to it's purpose has been served. Even though his bullet had hit him in the chest, Srake was still alive, but barely. He only had enough energy left in him to shoot one last bullet, which went straight for That Guy, he didn't care if it failed or not, he knew not to waste it in him seeing as he was going to die anyways. Srake would not know that he succeeded in killing the man that would of helped bring the end of the world. That day, a couple more strange things happened on that farm: First, both That Guy and Mother disintegrated and the symbol made of blood washed away. TWENTY YEARS LATER Two brothers were biking home with some groceries, taking a shortcut, or at least big brother Jimmy thought it was. There they passed an abandoned farm, but Tommy stopped, he wanted to know why it was abandoned. Tommy looked at his older brother, and with his best effort to not stutter he asked "Why does no o-o-o-one live there?" Jimmy knew the whole story, about the mass murdering there, but he also knew if Tommy knew, he would have nightmares for weeks, maybe even months. After a minute of thinking Jimmy looked back at his brother and just said "It's just a cursed farm, other than that, I don't know." Tommy, was scared, but glad he got an honest answer from his brother, even though it wasn't a whole lot of information. That night, both Tommy and Jimmy and the exact same nightmare: millions dead, the whole planet ablaze, and in the center of the planet, in the tallest throne you can imagine, there sat a man laughing nonstop. (Oh and BTGbullseye, this was planned before you said anything.)

Who needs to get their point across with a gun when you have a crowbar?

Banned for not having an avatar and a signature.

*puts down half finished nanaimo bar* um... no?...

Steve needs to go berserk, so he will flip the table Eddie's setting at, right after stealing his coffee, then destroy the soda machines, this should get everyone's attention. When Eddie and Dimitri aren't looking, Steve steals the lunch.

Moo! I'm a dog dressed up as a cat, quacking like a monkey! Oh and for not laughing, you're banned!

Like Epsilon. Eat cake

Can we stop talking about how awesome Snuggles is and just turn my avatar into a t-shirt?

Once, a war against the lovers and the haters of Suzimiya Haruhi cause a great grammar fail. Blightmare was then banned due to stuff. Fortunately he got his ban extended for over 9000 offences against Haruhi. Suddenly, in the sky, a sperm whale appeared, and spelled "whale" shockingly correctly. Then Jexius edited his pants to look like a boss. Jexius then banned Epsilon for his uncontainable awesomeness. AF was then closed. Ross only said, "I will go to the highest and the most isolated mountain in the kingdom of Gondor and jump onto a trampoline." Suddenly, an alien turned into Ross's enormously grotesque fat ex girlfriend who likes CoD videos, which are overrated. Later that day, Captain Figunaye's ship landed on Australian held island territory, but Epsilon headshotted the main mast. "HAX!", yelled a random seagull under a flying giraffe. That is not sensical or logical. Figunaye laughed like an antelope doesn't. Suddenly a sandwich ate a Heavy. Sandwich then flew all the way back to Snuggles. Nobody noticed the giant pencil hovering above our galaxy smuggling bullets to my tiny apartment. All of a sudden, Epsilon shot down a flying Scout. The Scout was full of Bonk energy drink. The radioactive energy caused a green fish to implode. The Medic's insanity

Who needs to mvoe lttres aroudn when u kan spel lyke dis?

Once, a war against the lovers and the haters of Suzimiya Haruhi cause a great grammar fail. Blightmare was then banned due to stuff. Fortunately he got his ban extended for over 9000 offences against Haruhi. Suddenly, in the sky, a sperm whale appeared, and spelled "whale" shockingly correctly. Then Jexius edited his pants to look like a boss. Jexius then banned Epsilon for his uncontainable awesomeness. AF was then closed. Ross only said, "I will go to the highest and the most isolated mountain in the kingdom of Gondor and jump onto a trampoline." Suddenly, an alien turned into Ross's enormously grotesque fat ex girlfriend who likes CoD videos, which are overrated. Later that day, Captain Figunaye's ship landed on Australian held island territory, but Epsilon headshotted the main mast. "HAX!", yelled a random seagull under a flying giraffe. That is not sensical or logical. Figunaye laughed like an antelope doesn't. Suddenly a sandwich ate a Heavy. Sandwich then flew all the way back to Snuggles. Nobody noticed the giant pencil hovering above our galaxy smuggling bullets to my tiny apartment. All of a sudden, Epsilon shot down a flying Scout. The Scout was full of Bonk energy drink. The radioactive energy caused a green fish to implode. The Medic's insanity multiplied by 20%

Banned because when ever I click on J.C.'s signature it brings me to here.

Once, a war against the lovers and the haters of Suzimiya Haruhi cause a great grammar fail. Blightmare was then banned due to stuff. Fortunately he got his ban extended for over 9000 offences against Haruhi. Suddenly, in the sky, a sperm whale appeared, and spelled "whale" shockingly correctly. Then Jexius edited his pants to look like a boss. Jexius then banned Epsilon for his uncontainable awesomeness. AF was then closed. Ross only said, "I will go to the highest and the most isolated mountain in the kingdom of Gondor and jump onto a trampoline." Suddenly, an alien turned into Ross's enormously grotesque fat ex girlfriend who likes CoD videos, which are overrated. Later that day, Captain Figunaye's ship landed on Australian held island territory, but Epsilon headshotted the main mast. "HAX!", yelled a random seagull under a flying giraffe. That is not sensical or logical. Figunaye laughed like an antelope doesn't. Suddenly a sandwich ate a Heavy. Sandwich then flew all the way back to Snuggles. Nobody noticed the giant pencil hovering above our galaxy smuggling bullets to my tiny apartment. All of a sudden, Epsilon shot down a flying Scout. The Scout was full of Bonk energy drink.

Those "games" don't count.

Banned cause you don't realize I just did.

*facepalms* You guys just don't get it, do you?

Bad idea: Making no sense at all, but still making sense overall, in other words, speak like River Tam.

Sentry gun, they help me more when I'm Sniper (in theory that is, I still have to get an Engineer to actually listen to me.) Sam Raimi's Spider-Man, or Marc Webb's The Amazing Spider-Man (based off trailer and any other information you know of)?

Banned for not playing pong against Snuggles.

Banned for not banning Bravetriforce.

Bad idea: Watching The Smurfs movie instead.