Psychotic Ninja

You will need duct tape, unobtainium, metal alloy adamantium, liquid metal and plasma. (Answer was meant for Brad, but I got ninja'd again!, so I modified my answer.) Help I want Wolverine's claws, how do I go to uptaining adamantium?

Banned because I will be 20 come July 19th, but you should of gotten my reference.

I would pick the gorilla who knows sign language, cause it's a fucking gorilla that was taught sign language from a human who was brave enough (or stupid enough) to teach it sign language without fearing death by it's hands. What would you do if the entire town that you live in had no power for a month?

Nope.avi Would you eat shit for a million dollars or (if you're a guy) give another guy a blowjob for a million dollars?

BANNED FOR NINJAING ME! ONLY I CAN DO THAT AND GET AWAY WITH IT, YOU MEDDLING KID!

Ten insane pieces of Oreo. N I N J A

Banned for banning a new mod.

Banned for name change.

Ants love eating round tables. A I B E K

5/10, everyone is going on a bout the past on the old (better) signatures using the new signature limitations (sorry if that doesn't make much sense).

Eels randomly kill eel lovers. B F I W F.

Seeing as Rarity never put 5 new letters down, I'm going to ignore his post and put mine (which he originally ninj'd) Love never vanishes ultrasonic forces. K W E F V

Granted but the banana bread is filled with poison that kills you instantly. I wish that I was immune to poison.

Some crunchy underwear talks. A P P L E

For lack of images for sigs, this get's a 8/10. If we still had images for sigs, you would get a 5/10.

Banned for living in a ZOO, unless it's a FARM.

Animals shit doughnuts from xylophagous. P L A C E

No. Would you illegally make ketchup?

Would You Illegally Make Ketchup(?) S I E Z K

Banned for false achievement unlock.

http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2011/08/03/earth-once-had-second-moon-astronomers-say/ This is a source, but if you're the type that hates fox news (honestly, I have no clue why people hate fox news) well there's this source: http://www.nature.com/news/2011/110803/full/news.2011.456.html

Banned for being mean.

Banned because I'm not a spam bot, I can prove it too:

Banned because I wish to know what to do to become a mod, even if it's just for a week.