Psychotic Ninja

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Banned because your avatar is all about staring.

"Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say "PANTS"! " -Winston Zeddemore Ghostbusters.

Banned for not noticing Razor's signature.

Banned for trying to have Bob take over the internetz.

Oh hey, I have some questions (to lazy to go through all 4 pages to see if they've already been answered or not) : 1) Is there PVP? 2) How much freedom do we have? 3) Do we have one life? Or are we able to respawn? If so, how long would we have to wait to "respawn"? That's all.

Banned because Yuffie stole the materia.

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Banned for not summoning the Kool-Aid man.

"Losers always whine about their pants. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen." - John Mason, The Rock. Also, Rainbow Dash, it's supposed to be from movies, and make sure you cite the source.

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Good idea: Giving psychotic ninjas money.

Good idea: giving me the money.

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Paul (hotel barber): "Okay, I don't want to know nothing. I never saw you throw that gentleman off the balcony. All I care about is: are you happy with your haircut?"

"I don't want to talk to you anymore. Put the pants on" - Kadaj Advent Chidlren (Complete).

Banned for having negative rep.

This is a very simple game, but also a surprisingly funny game. All you have to do is take a movie quote and change one word in the quote to "pants." That's all there is to it. Just make sure you cite the source, just in case the quote isn't as famous as you think it is. I'll start with: "You know, here I am, sitting at home alone every night while you're out getting pants and God knows what else by Luvlee something, who probably has a friend, and what, you don't introduce me?" Lewis from The Lookout.

Banned for banning someone on the previous page, and not the person above you...

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Tin Cup: "Okay, a man's driving down the road with his son and they get in a crash. Two ambulances come and take the man and his son to different hospitals. Son goes into the operating room, the doctor looks at him and says, 'I can't operate on this boy. He's my son.' How's that possible? (pause) The clock's ticking boys..." (Tin Cup begins bouncing a ball on the face of his wedge.) Earl: "Father didn't sneak back in, right? He's still at the other hospital?" Tin Cup: "It ain't 'Star Trek,' Earl. No one beamed him aboard." (Everyone's thinking harder) Earl: "Well... if the father married the son's daughter --" Tin Cup: "It's a family riddle, Earl. Think clean thoughts." (Everyone's even more puzzled) Clint: "Give us a little hint." Molly Griswold (off screen) : "The doctor's a woman." (Molly Griswold walks in) : "The doctor is the son's mother. Feminists pose the riddle to reveal how deeply our sexual stereotypes run. (directly to Tin Cup) I take it you're a feminist?" (Tin Cup misses the ball he's been bouncing, breaking the spell. The regulars wait for Tin Cup's response.) Tin Cup: " Ma'am, I've been called a lot of things -- but no one's ever saddled me with that one." Molly Griswold: "You might try being saddled sometime -- the smell of leather, the sting of a whip..." ( The regulars snicker, enjoying her one-upmanship.) Tin Cup: (slightly taken aback) "I'm just a humble golf pro..." Molly Griswold: "You're Roy McAvoy the golf pro? I pictured something... different. I have a seven o'clock lesson." Tin Cup (Roy MacAvoy): "I thought I had a Doctor Griswold at seven."

Granted, while visiting your idol, a sniper shoots you in the head, you die right away, but, the bullet flies out, and hits your idle as well, (s)he dies a week later while in the hospital. I wish I was a mod for these forums.

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*sigh* I was going to use that quote, but you beat me to it, well, here's another, exclusive to Advent Children Complete (which I own) "Is this the pain you felt before...Cloud? Let me remind you. This time, you won't forget."

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