Psychotic Ninja

If you don't get it, check the spoiler:

On the next episode of "The Bring Back Our Motorized Bicycles" show, every ninja will not be seen instead there will be pirates and it isn't a fat joke. Although that huge pink dinosaur is going to eat your car while you roll a fatty high obesse fat wad of lettuce and make sure you jump before you get ninja'd. Remember not to stare at that flying objecting heading

Smith

Banned because I was going to ban you earlier, but Skyrim happened.

Stab book with the knife, it might be a horcrux!

I'm stuck, so I get entry to the College of Winterhold (mages guild), and Mirabelle Ervine is supposed to be giving me a tour, we go up stairs, where the beds are, and she's in a loop of setting down, walking around, and sleeping, I don't know what to do to continue the tour.

Grab the knife.

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone (movie) came out in 2001, and the book came out (here in the U.S.) in 1998, and the fact that I've seen all 8 movies, and read (and own) all 7 books, all of this makes me realize just how old I am.

Skyrim.

Got the game today, took you 21 hours? took me a couple of minutes to install.

Banned for running into the confusion grenade.

Bad idea: giving a shotgun to a hobo.

On the next episode of "The Bring Back Our Motorized Bicycles" show, every ninja will not be seen instead there will

Here's how: Simon: Yup. It’s a cow fetus. Kaylee: Guess so. It does seem to have an awful lot of limbs. Simon: It’s mutated. Kaylee: But, cow? How do you figure? Simon: It’s upside down. Kaylee: Oh, yeah. Cow.

8 out of ten glowing eyes.

Chrono Trigger

Damn, Axeldeath got it.

Peanut butter

728 hours put into Skyrim without touching the main story.

Banned for having the exact same amount of rep as me.

722 broken images.

718

Oblivion.

716

Ok so I'm zee whinah? Well I don't know how easy or hard this is going to be, cause there's a good chance I'm going to pick something that everyone knows, or something that no one knows, well here goes nothing: