Psychotic Ninja

Banned because Galbadian missiles may be heading this way!

Peter Gibbons: [about the plan to steal from Initech] Before we go any further, all right, we have to swear to God, Allah, that nobody knows about this but us, all right? No family members, no pants, nobody. Samir: Of course. Michael Bolton: Agreed, Lawrence: [from the next apartment through the wall] Don't worry, man. I won't tell anyone either. Michael Bolton: Who the fuck is that? Peter Gibbons: Uh, don't worry about him. He's cool. - office Space

Banned for thinking luck has anything to do with it.

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Banned because he's busy saving Princess Zelda, again.

Hearing all of this from Roam triggered the dream the cloaked figure kept on having about The Carbunkle, some how, Roam, Carbunkle, and himself were all connected, but he couldn't figure it out, then all of a sudden, something came back, all he could say was "Shadow's back".

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Banned for thinking Alyxx is something you can eat.

On the next episode of "The Bring Back Our Motorized Bicycles" show, every ninja will not be seen instead there will be pirates and it isn't a fat joke. Although that huge pink dinosaur is going to eat your car while you roll a fatty high obesse fat wad of lettuce and make sure you jump before you get ninja'd. Remember not to stare at that flying objecting heading directly at the head of Nagisa. Though he will stare at the

A foot!

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Banned because I've been playing a lot of Skyrim, and loving it!

Normally I would give you a 8/10, but the anime look gives you a +1, but the ears means I'm taking away .5 of a point, so your final score is a 8.5 out of 10.

A crew member walked up to the captain "Sir, we need to dock our ship so we can enter-" The crew member never finished his sentence as a ninja star was sticking out of his throat, killing him instantly "No one tells me what to do, I'm the captain! if any of you other low lives wish to inform me of something I already know, now's your chance!" "No sir, we know better, but my I ask a question?" Another crew member asked in fear. "Alright, what is it?" Asked the cloaked man. "Um... why haven't we docked and entered the Valiant yet?". "It's because I've been busy doing some research, those fools have no clue what Argyle is hiding, but I do, and I intend of stealing it, then the treasure is mine! Now I know where it is, we're ready to dock and unfortunately I have to play along a little longer, as the time isn't right." The cloaked figure then walked to the pilot. "inform Mr. Argyle that we're ready to dock and make sure no one enters or leaves the ship while I'm inside the Valiant unless they give the password." Wash, the pilot, informed Argyle that the captain is coming on board, and as planned, only the captain exited the ship to enter the Valiant.

Banned for giggling.

Bad idea: Using the tranquilizer darts on yourself.

Banned for not beating me to it.

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Banned for giving the choice of being banned or being a narcissist.

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Banned because "You are using this translation software incorrectly, please Consult the manual."

"Alright we're here to defend the Valiant, so pilot!" said the cloaked figure. "Name's Wash, captain!" Said the man named Wash, who was the ship's pilot. "I don't care, just bring us closer to the Valiant, and tell the others to get the torpedoes ready." Just then Wash turned on the intercom and spoke to the rest of the crew "Alright, we're under attack so brace yourselves and get those torpedoes ready!"

Stanley Goodspeed: "How, in the name of Zeus's pants, did you get out of your cell?" - The Rock