Psychotic Ninja

Me and my online brony friends, when playing L4D2, like to joke around in thinking R.D. is a lesbo, we really don't think so, well at least I don't. It's fun, we have this lil fanfiction where she and Fluttershy are secretly dating. Now in the latest episode, R.D. finds out that Fluttershy sleeps in the nude, and R.D. has this look of "You were supposed to save this for me!" which explains her embarrassed look.

Banned because who did what with who now?

Banned because, wait what?

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Banned for typing in a language that's beyond my reach of reading, so for the moment I'm going to RUN!

Just then all the missiles on Pinkie Pie's ship goes off and launches at Pinkie Pie himself, thus killing him. "MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" laughed Psychotic Ninja as he reclaims the hill once more.

*Backstabs Ray* Banned because he's challenging me to a duel.

Banned for doing something that caused your head to ache when you woke up.

Banned for being bored, and not board.

I'm so hipster I've been torturing Srake before it's become mainstream.

"Tsk tsk, pretty boy here is being naughty. We need to punish him." As he was saying this, Psychotic Ninja walked up to Srake, and with knife in hand, gave Srake a very deep cut to the chest, then uses chloroform to knock Srake out. "BOYS!" Yelled Psychotic Ninja, and in seconds two big burly men came into the studio. "Yes boss?" one asked. "Take him to the torture chamber. "Which one boss?" the same one asked, clearly the smartest one of the two, as the other just stared and grunted. "The wheel" Psychotic Ninja said with a very evil grin "but don't kill him, I want him alive for answers." With that the two carried Srake to the requested torture chamber.

So earlier today, me and the family were playing Monopoly, and early on, for some reason I started singing (I don't remember what) in the tune of Evil Enchantress (Originally sung by Pinkie Pie), and I didn't even realize I was, until I ended the three line song.

This isn't something I watched, but a youtube comment I read, and I quote . I looked, and really, there was no reason for that comment, hell there's never a reason for that kind of comment, but I mean a Youtuber named KingDennisJensen said something about terminal velocity, which krustygerbil replied with the mother comment. The land of youtube comments is one strange place.

That's a understatement.

Not D'aww enough.

Banned because I made a new contest, with a story to a long with it, you should read it.

"What's this? Why are you here? What am I going to do? Well I'm glad you asked, and I'll tell you in song form!" *clears throat* "Weeeeeeeeeeeell I would love to info-" *gets bonked in the head* "Ow!" *rubs back of head* "Why'd you do that for?" Asked Psychotic Ninja. Just then a strange yet a familiar voice spoke up. "Your singing is horrible". Psychotic Ninja turned around to see who it was. "J.C.? why are you here? How come you're holding onto that baseball bat? How did you know I was going to be here?" J.C. chuckled then said "before I answer your questions, I have some of my own. First, why are you here? Why are Srake, BTGbullseye, and Kirkreng tied up and gagged? When everyone else isn't? Also why is Srake the only one beaten up?" J.C. asked, still wielding the baseball bat. Psychotic Ninja, now looking, face to face with J.C., says "Oh that's simple, see I'm holding another contest, and um pretty boy here, *point to Srake with a big knife, which he winces at, remembering the pain* has already won, twice, I think he cheats, so I'm getting the answer out of him. Now *points to BTGbullseye, and then Kirkreng, with the knife* these two has won once each. If they win my contest, they're getting a beating, worse than Srake's." At this, both BTGbullseye and Kirkreng showed signs of fear, wondering what could be worse than deep cuts all across the face, both arms, and the chest. Just then Psychotic Ninja points the knife at J.C. "Now" said Psychotic Ninja. "I ask again, why are you here? And why do you have the bat?" As J.C. puts the bat down, he clears his throat and starts to speak. "Alright, I came here because my 'Horrible-Singing-O-Tron 2000' started going off, so I picked up my baseball bat, and came here as fast as I could to stop the bad singing." J.C. cleared his throat again. "Now, you said something about another contest, right?" Said J.C. very carefully, as he didn't want to get beaten up by the madman in front of him. "Oh yeah, thank you for reminding me, just give me a moment." Said Psychotic Ninja as he walked towards Srake and the others, all three wincing. Noticing this for the first time, Psychotic Ninja puts away the knife. "Thank you boys for reminding me I still had this out, we don't want any accidents now do we?" Psychotic Ninja asked the three, smiling, noticing the wet spot around each of their crotch areas. Then Psychotic Ninja turned on the light to reveal that they all were in some sort of T.V. studio. "Ah much better, now to broadcast to the world my contest." And with that, Ninja walked in front of all the monitors, and the microphone and started to speak "Hello? Is this on? Testing, one two three. Alright, it's on, ladies and gentlemen, this is a live broadcast. Don't bother changing the channel, or turning off your T.V. or anything of the likes, cause it's impossible. I'm here to tell you about my new contest. See, I'm nearing one thousand hours in Left 4 Dead 2, and when I reach that milestone, I'm taking a long break. Now, it's simple, as long as you're not Srake, you can enter. To enter, just go to "Accursedfarms.com", log in if you have to, and post something, anything at the The Super Mega Awesome AF Giveaway. When I reach my one thousand hour milestone in Left 4 Dead 2, I'll randomly pick one of you, and you will win any Steam game for free, as long as it's $20 or less, the contest starts.... now!" And with that, Psychotic Ninja walked up to BTGbullseye, and Kirkreng, and, with the knife back in hand, set them free, with a warning "if either of you win, your fate will be worse than Srake's, and if any of you try to free Srake, or give your gift to him, both of you will die. Have a nice day."

Banned because "uh" is a reason. 'Cause it can be considered as an explanation.

So again, why was she embarrassed?

Banned for not calling my name.

Banned for not giving me +rep #33

Apparently, there's a certain rule, where as a brony, I'm to give you a perfect 10 out of 10, well, if memory serves me correctly, I've yet to give out a single 10 out of 10, which means I haven't seen the perfect avatar, so.... 9/10.

Banned for being tempted.

Hey! Remember when video games didn't have "DLC"? How bout when video games had cheat codes?