Psychotic Ninja

Would be better if R.D. had her head up, with a sad/happy look.

I told you the glass contained poison.

Boobies.

It's alright, it happens to all of us.

"What did you just call me?"

Sniper

On that note, I'm still confused why Cartoon Network plays live action shows.

"Mpphhh mphh mphhhh mphhh mhh!"

Mainly because the front door is always locked from the outside, even if the inside says it's unlocked. You discover that you're related to Adolf Hitler.

Okay, where's the proof he's dead?

You just found out your brother is gay.

Meh.

Seeing as Discord forgot... AGAIN, I'll continue as if she didn't. [insert image of Discord's saying here.] You find out that lil locket you sold for $10 is actually worth $1,000,000.

Assassin

You find out that your girl/boyfriend has been cheating on you for over a year.

"Do you know the Muffin-Man?"

Headshot

United Nations Security Council Resolution 1365 From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Jump to: navigation, search Small Flag of the United Nations ZP.svg UN Security Council Resolution 1365 Date: 31 July 2001 Meeting no.: 4,354 Code: S/RES/1365 (Document) Vote: For: 15 Abs.: 0 Against: 0 Subject: The situation in the Middle East Result: Adopted Security Council composition in 2001: permanent members: CHN FRA RUS UK USA non-permanent members: BAN COL IRL JAM MLI MRI NOR SIN TUN UKR Camp Grotle.jpg UNIFIL base United Nations Security Council Resolution 1365, adopted unanimously on July 31, 2001, after recalling previous resolutions on Israel and Lebanon, including resolutions 425 (1978), 426 (1978), 1310 (2000) and 1337 (2001), the Council decided to extend the mandate of the United Nations Interim Force in Lebanon (UNIFIL) for a further six months until January 31, 2002.[1] The Security Council recalled the Secretary-General Kofi Annan's conclusion that Israel had withdrawn its forces from Lebanon as of June 16, 2000, in accordance with Resolution 425. It emphasised the temporary nature of the UNIFIL operation and noted that it had completed two out of three parts of its mandate. The Secretary-General was requested to implement the reconfiguration and redeployment of UNIFIL. The Lebanese government was called upon to create a calm environment and restore its authority in southern Lebanon through the deployment of Lebanese forces. The parties were urged to ensure UNIFIL's full freedom of movement. Both Israel and Lebanon were called upon to fulfill commitments to respect the withdrawal line identified by the United Nations and condemned all air, sea and land violations of the line.[2] The resolution supported efforts by UNIFIL to monitor violations of the withdrawal line. The Secretary-General was requested to continue consultations with the Lebanese government and troop-contributing countries concerning the implementation of the current resolution. It further directed him to report on the activities of UNIFIL, including its possible reconfiguration to an observer mission, and on tasks conducted by the United Nations Truce Supervision Organization (UNTSO).[3] Finally, the resolution concluded by stressing the importance of a just and lasting peace in the Middle East based on relevant Security Council resolutions including 242 (1967) and 338 (1973). [edit] See also Blue Line Israeli–Lebanese conflict List of United Nations Security Council Resolutions 1301 to 1400 (2000 – 2002) South Lebanon conflict (1982–2000) [edit] References ^ "Security Council extends UNIFIL mandate for six months, to 31 January 2002". United Nations. July 31, 2001. ^ Annan, Kofi (2001). Annual report on the work of the organization 2001. United Nations Publications. p. 23. ISBN 978-9211008784. ^ "Security Council extends UN Interim Force in Lebanon through January 2002". United Nations News Centre. July 31, 2001. [edit] External links Text of Resolution at UNHCR.org Wikisource has original text related to this article: United Nations Security Council Resolution 1365 [hide] v t e United Nations Security Council resolutions adopted in 2001 ← 1335 · 1336 · 1337 · 1338 · 1339 · 1340 · 1341 · 1342 · 1343 · 1344 · 1345 · 1346 · 1347 · 1348 · 1349 · 1350 · 1351 · 1352 · 1353 · 1354 · 1355 · 1356 · 1357 · 1358 · 1359 · 1360 · 1361 · 1362 · 1363 · 1364 · 1365 · 1366 · 1367 · 1368 · 1369 · 1370 · 1371 · 1372 · 1373 · 1374 · 1375 · 1376 · 1377 · 1378 · 1379 · 1380 · 1381 · 1382 · 1383 · 1384 · 1385 · 1386 → View page ratings Rate this page What's this? Trustworthy Objective Complete Well-written I am highly knowledgeable about this topic (optional) Categories: 2001 United Nations Security Council resolutions United Nations Security Council resolutions concerning Israel United Nations Security Council resolutions concerning Lebanon Israeli–Lebanese conflict 2001 in Israel 2001 in Lebanon Log in / create account Article Talk Read Edit View history Main page Contents Featured content Current events Random article Donate to Wikipedia Interaction Help About Wikipedia Community portal Recent changes Contact Wikipedia Toolbox Print/export Create a book Download as PDF Printable version Languages فارسی Nederlands This page was last modified on 15 March 2012 at 16:07. Text is available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License; additional terms may apply. See Terms of use for details. Wikipedia® is a registered trademark of the Wikimedia Foundation, Inc., a non-profit organization. Contact us Privacy policy About Wikipedia Disclaimers Mobile view Wikimedia Foundation Powered by MediaWiki

"Aaaahhhhh yeaaaahhhhh...."

You just discovered your entire life has been a lie, and the planet is ruled by poo flinging monkeys.

7/10

You just found out that you were adopted.