Psychotic Ninja

Banned for thinking this was a forumception, cause if it really was, it would be a forum within a forum.

Banned for not being able to do that.

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The awkward moment when you make the news cause you're afraid of leaving your stoop:

1382 From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Jump to: navigation, search This article is about the year 1382. Millennium: 2nd millennium Centuries: 13th century – 14th century – 15th century Decades: 1350s 1360s 1370s – 1380s – 1390s 1400s 1410s Years: 1379 1380 1381 – 1382 – 1383 1384 1385 1382 by topic Politics State leaders - Sovereign states Birth and death categories Births - Deaths Establishments and disestablishments categories Establishments - Disestablishments Art and literature 1382 in poetry v t e 1382 in other calendars Gregorian calendar 1382 MCCCLXXXII Ab urbe condita 2135 Armenian calendar 831 ԹՎ ՊԼԱ Assyrian calendar 6132 Bahá'í calendar -462–-461 Bengali calendar 789 Berber calendar 2332 English Regnal year 5 Ric. 2 – 6 Ric. 2 Buddhist calendar 1926 Burmese calendar 744 Byzantine calendar 6890–6891 Chinese calendar 辛酉年十二月十七日 (4018/4078-12-17) — to — 壬戌年十一月廿六日 (4019/4079-11-26) Coptic calendar 1098–1099 Ethiopian calendar 1374–1375 Hebrew calendar 5142–5143 Hindu calendars - Vikram Samvat 1438–1439 - Shaka Samvat 1304–1305 - Kali Yuga 4483–4484 Holocene calendar 11382 Iranian calendar 760–761 Islamic calendar 783–784 Japanese calendar Korean calendar 3715 Minguo calendar 530 before ROC 民前530年 Thai solar calendar 1925 This box: view talk edit Wikimedia Commons has media related to: 1382 Year 1382 (MCCCLXXXII) was a common year starting on Wednesday (link will display the full calendar) of the Julian calendar. [edit] Events [edit] January–December May 12 – Charles of Durazzo executes the imprisoned Joan I of Naples and succeeds her as Charles III of Naples. August – The iconic painting The Black Madonna of Czestochowa is brought from Jerusalem to the Jasna Góra monastery in Poland. September – Following the death of Louis I of Hungary and Poland: Louis' daughter Mary becomes Queen of Hungary. The Poles, who do not wish to be ruled by Mary's fiancee, the future Holy Roman Emperor Sigismund, choose Mary's younger sister, Jadwiga, to become ruler of Poland. After two years of negotiations, Jadwiga is eventually crowned "King" in 1384. September 30 – The inhabitants of Trieste (now in northern Italy) donate their city to Duke Leopold III of Austria. October – James I succeeds his nephew, Peter II, as King of Cyprus. November 27 – At the Battle of Roosebeke, a French army under Louis II of Flanders defeats the Flemings led by Philip van Artevelde. [edit] Date unknown Khan Tokhtamysh of the Golden Horde overruns Moscow, as punishment for Grand Prince Dmitri Donskoi's resistance to Khan Mamai of the Blue Horde in the 1370s. Dmitri Donskoi pledges his loyalty to Tokhtamysh and is allowed to remain as ruler of Moscow & Vladimir. John Wyclif's teachings are condemned by the Synod of London. The Ottomans take Sofia from the Bulgarians. After a five year revolt, Berkuk deposes Hajji II as Mamluk Sultan of Egypt, marking the end of the Bahri dynasty and the start of the Burji dynasty. Ibrahim I is selected to succeed Husheng as Shah of Shirvan (now Azerbaijan). Kęstutis, the Grand Duke of Lithuania, is taken prisoner by former Grand Duke Jogaila whilst meeting him to hold negotiations. Kęstutis is subsequently murdered and Jogaila regains rule of Lithuania. Ahmad deposes his brother, Husain, as ruler of the Jalayirid dynasty in western Persia. Rana Lakha succeeds Rana Kshetra Singh as ruler of Mewar (now part of western India). Konrad III Zöllner von Rotenstein succeeds Winrich von Kniprode as Grand Master of the Teutonic Knights. Balša II of Zeta (now Montenegro) conquers Albania. Dawit I succeeds his brother, Newaya Maryam, as Emperor of Ethiopia. Winchester College is founded in England. [edit] Births January 23 – Richard de Beauchamp, 13th Earl of Warwick (d. 1439) date unknown Frederick IV, Duke of Austria (d. 1439) Lope de Barrientos, powerful bishop in Castile probable – Eric of Pomerania, King of Norway, Sweden and Denmark (d. 1459) [edit] Deaths February 15 – William d'Ufford, 2nd Earl of Suffolk (b. c. 1339) April 5 – Janusz Suchywilk, Polish nobleman May 12 – Queen Joan I of Naples (b. 1327) (murdered) July 11 – Nicole Oresme, French philosopher (b. 1325) August 3 – Kestutis, Grand Duke of Lithuania (b. 1297) August 13 – Eleanor of Aragon, queen of John I of Castile (b. 1358) September 10 – King Louis I of Hungary (b. 1326) September 29 – 'Izz al-Din ibn Rukn al-Din Mahmud, malik of Sistan October 13 – King Peter II of Cyprus October 18 – James Butler, 2nd Earl of Ormonde (b. 1331) November 27 – Philip van Artevelde, Flemish patriot (b. 1340) (killed in battle) [edit] References View page ratings Rate this page What's this? 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WiFi. Killed by zombies in the middle of a battlefield, in a heroic way, or killed by vampires in the middle of a battlefield, in a heroic way?

Someone tells you they have a crush on you, but you really don't know them that well.

Lately in Team Fortress 2 (PC version) I've been seeing Spies only using their revolvers, never backstabbing, never disguising, and almost never cloaking. Not only that, but Snipers not using a Razorback because they claim it sucks, and that the Jarate is better. The reason never is because they don't have one, it's always the same.

I'll just leave this here.

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Banned for having no idea.

Arzt.

This is essentially my life after graduating from High School.

Mine's Pinkie Pie, then Rainbow Dash.

You go to a website that auto-plays music that you hate.

7/10

On that note, eat a Snickers.

Banned for pretending to be a Scout when really you're a Spy.

On that note, I just ate.

Banned for pretending to be a female.

Christians. Beaten to death by a poisonous snake, or beaten to death by an old man with a cane?

"Look at my boobs one more time, and I'll kill you."

Banned for having no boobs.