Psychotic Ninja

Banned for having your avatar inform us you have an internet.

That's quite a crazy and entirely baseless theory you have there! Aren't all theories like that?

Psychotic Ninja ends the zombie apocalypse, brings back humanity, and is declared The ruler of the Hill.

With pants, nothing's real. Everything's far away. Everything's a copy of a copy of a copy.

StopWithThe/LameRating.

...Bjossi's BTGBullseye's second account that he made a couple of years ago, 'cause he knew one day he would of gotten banned!

Banned for not eating chocolate.

Psychotic Ninja kills Username, and to make sure he stays dead, he makes sure there's no part of Username left to find. The Hill is Psychotic Ninja's again.

You find out your pet was trapped down in the basement for two days, with no food, water, or means to go to the bathroom.

I won, only because I'm Psychotic Ninja, game over.

.....1435

Banned for not being able to do a thing.

I still have no clue what's going on.

Hollywood makes a movie off of an idea that you had, even though you shared it with no one.

8/10

Banned for Beatlejuice! Beatlejuice! Beatlejuice!

[Respawn in 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1] Psychotic Ninja respawns on top of the Hill, wielding a sword, he takes one quick swing at Username's head, and decapitates him. Fluttershy flies away out of fear, crying she can be heard yelling "I saw nothing!" "The Hill is mine once more!" exclaimed Psychotic Ninja, in an angry voice, sword still out, just in case someone else tries to take over.

Accursed Farmseption?

(It's actually happened to me.) >YFW you buy a game on Steam, then the next day it's on sale.

Banned for hearing Michael Kelso in your head. (I've wanted to use this for a long time, but never found a good opportunity to use it. Also I would use it as my signature, but can't.)

"Look at them one more time and you'll be dead before you can say 'boobs'."

Banned for not posting more.

Alright, read the horrible news, so I'm going back as Psychotic Ninja.

Well I'm not sure about the others, but I'm going to go back to the name I started with as if the name changing never happened.