Psychotic Ninja

Finished with her business, Zoey walked to the towns gate, waiting for the others.

Zoey sees the man with the beasts motioning her to follow him, with nothing better to do, she follows him.

"Well I trust no one but myself, I'm still going."

Zoey looks back up "I guess I'm in, if anything, it'll keep the guards away from me."

Zoey looks up, and asks "Forces of nature? If one was to sell 'em, how rich would that person be?"

Tired of being in her room, Zoey went back down to the bar, when she reaches the last step she sees a man on fire pouring some water to get rid of the fire, confused Zoey stands idle by to see what the robed man does next. The robed man sighs, and looks around then asks "Hey, you guys look like you can handle yourselves. Wanna do me a favor?" Just then the man Zoey recognized as the one who told her to slow down on the drinks stood up, drink in hand, and replying with "Sure, what do you need? A guide? Protection?" intrigued Zoey heads towards the robed man, but she accidently bumped into "Mr. Guide" brushing it off Zoey continues to walk towards the robed man, puting her right hand on the robed man's shoulder and tells him "If there's anything worth stealing, I'm there." She then sits back down, and orders another drink.

Having to deal with the beast long enough, she was about to shove it off, when it got off of her all on it's own, as if reading her thoughts. Zoey finished her second drink, then walked up to the man that had the beasts, leaned in closely so that only he could hear her and whispered "Listen you, I'm not sure how you figured it out but you better watch your tounge, and your beasts, 'cause if word slips again that I'm a thief you and your little monsters wont live to the see the next day." With that she made reservations and went to her room.

Tired of all this hissing, Zoey looks to find the source, she quickly found the source, a few seats to her right. She calls out "Hey you, with those beasts! Get them to be quiet, or I'll silence them myself!" She then took another sip of her drink.

Zoey looks to the man to her left "Pelor? I don't deal with fairy tales. As for what happened, well you heard the guards, they're looking for a thief, other than that, I don't know." Just then, another stranger came up to her and said "You had better slow down with those... That drink had been known to kill a man." Zoey just ignored him, seeing as she always hated being the center of attention, instead she just took another sip of her drink.

Zoey looks to her right to see a man checking her out, she glares at him then she hears "I'm sad to admit it young lady but.... have you lost your mind?" from the man to her left then in a whisper "They will catch us all". Zoey looks at him and says "I have no clue what you're talking about." Then she finishes off her drink, right before calling for another.

Zoey runs inside the bar, stowing away what looks like a golden goblet covered in jewels, takes a quick scan around the room, and nonchalantly sits down next to a group of fellows talking about some lizard problem. Just then the bartender walks up to her and asks "What you want madam?" Zoey looks up, taking her hood down. "Your strongest." With that information the bartender went back to mix the drink just then the local guards burst in, disturbing the locals for a moment "We're looking for a thief, stole the kings goblet, anyone see her, or the goblet, bring her in." No one knowing what she looks like, they go back to their drinks, noticing this, the guards apologize and leave the bar. Zoey goes to her drink, with a smile on her face.

So far the only exception seems to be Dungeons and Dragons. Although my old Mafia game (which I wouldn't mind doing again) and Blue's RPG did pretty good, until both collapsed on themselves.

You try to hit on my character and this will be me: and this will be you (note, it's a bit NSFW) : and then some.

Video isn't showing up, like at all, as in I do the ol' copy and paste (in the proper place) and it still doesn't show up.

Banned for using an old internet meme.

As I'm posting this it's 4:50 PM, and I'm from the USA as well, Minnesota to be exact. I'm always on so that's why I post when I do.

TDKR: 3.5 out of 4, I'm not going to compare it to the other two, 'cause IMO there's nothing to compare, it has its own story to tell, and it tells it well the ending with was predictable, and cheesy, but I loved it, and I can see it happening, even though I know it wont, it's just Nolan teasing us.

Anyhow, my backstory is: I grew up in the slums, where you had to hunt or be hunted, I had lost both of my parents at a young age, and I was the oldest of three. I had a family to feed, so I taught myself how to get in and out, only getting what I needed, becoming a master thief, I also taught my self the arts of sniping with a crossbow, (which I stole from a noble). Unfortunately during one of my daily hunts, my siblings where presumed captured and killed, with this information, I thought myself weak when protecting others, so now I only look after me, myself, and what's rightfully mine.

Aite, thanks to Thadeus and Ikthias for helping me out, here's my character sheet: https://dl.dropbox.com/u/14984375/Zoey.pdf

And I'm sorry I'm taking forever with my character sheet.

I'm going for my personal favorite entrance, it's very Batman-y.

Banned for Minecraft references.

Great, I go see a 3 hour movie, and I come back to me being even more confused than ever before, this sucks. Oh and before anyone asks, all I have figured out ATM is that I'm a hot redheaded female archer (if possible, a archer-thief hybrid), who's neutral evil.

I'm still lost on the character creation/sheet thing, anyone willing to help me out, just shoot me a PM.

Wow, a lot of posts while I was sleeping, I really have no where to begin. From what I can tell, we're settled on Jek on being the GM, which I'm fine with, I would loved to be GM, but the only criteria I don't fit under is playing this before (IRL). As for the how to play, it' be best if I had links to let's say how the dice roll works, character sheets, etc. Oh and this is all I really know about D&D: cIA2MhMoQGQ