Psychotic Ninja

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Little did they know, one of the dragons wasn't one of them. Actually, it was Psychotic Ninja. He knew the Dragon Lord, TheTron, was going to invade, so, Ninja put on a disguise, set up a decoy, and when the time was right, he revealed himself, took down the tanks and dragons, even killing one of them with the sign. The Hill now belongs to Ninja again.

Babe

Take a picture, send it to me, and I'll turn them green I'm royally pissed at the customers I've been getting today, what do?

As bad as RNG is, layered RNG is even worse. For example, in Ni No Kuni: Wrath of the White Witch (amazing RPG, BTW totally worth a try, pretty long imo) end/post game sidequest requires you to craft a War God's Ax. Alright, end game weapon, how hard can it be? Well it requires a Demon's Ax, 5 Scroll's of Truth and 5 Kaleidostone's. Alright, how do you get these items? Well the Scroll of Truth is a rare drop/steal, from rare enemies. Same with the Kaleidostone. You need five each. The fastest way to get them? A certain character has the Steal ability that only he has. His (in FF7 terms) Limit Break makes stealing easier (or makes stealing the rare item easier, it's been a while). IIRC, the limit breaks are RNG as well. Well how about the Demon's Ax? Surly that can be bought or found right? Right? Nope, crafted. You need two Black Wings (common drop), three Tachestone's (common drop) and one Grand Ax. You've got to be kiddi- wait, what?! You can buy this ax? Oh good.

Fries

It says No Homers, we're allowed to have one. Alright, who summoned Shenron?!

The Last Of Us Remastered (pointless to remaster a PS3 title, but oh well). Played the prologue and a bit after that. Didn't expect to get teary-eyed at the prologue. However I did expect a spinning circle in one of the corners (mainly the bottom right) indicating it was saving. Never came up. Thanks modern gaming for that. Thank you for conditioning me to expect something I hate. But really, thank you Naughty Dog for giving us the option to actually save our game.

At copying Toy Story, and part of Toy Story 2... OT: The Las- wait, you're telling me it's not a movie?! You sure? But, I mea- Okay... Equestria Girls Friendship Games: 9/10. Best of the trilogy, it feels like the shortest. Dunno if it is, but it's still great.

You can't get in trouble, you're a mod Double post: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! OH MY GOD! I SWEAR I MET EVERY SINGLE KIND OF CUSTOMER THAT DOES/SAYS SOMETHING THAT REALLY PISSES ME OFF TODAY ALONE! AND THE DAY'S NOT EVEN FINISHED YET! - Bringing in a shit ton of clothing (TWICE! FOUR! MAKE THAT FOUR HUGE DROP OFFS!) - Coming in in the bloody morning - Coming in two days in a row, dropping off clothes both days - Telling me your phone number/information when I'm not ready (like when you're STILL OUTSIDE!) - Bringing in (a shit ton of) clothing, only to take some back so that you "can do it at home" - Constant barrage of customers (okay this one can't be controlled, but it's still annoying) - Complaining for the hundredth time the price is too much/different than what it was when you first came. The prices changed at least 2 years ago, get over it already. - Expecting the clothes to be done the next (or same) day even though we normally don't do next day, never do same day, and it's the weekend, so never next day. - Giving me the exact same phone number when it didn't work a second ago, and I asked for a different one. Four hours to go. Four hours to go... Four! Hours! To go!

Death Note Complete Series on Blu Ray, Fullmetal Alchemist Complete Series on Blue Ray, Omnimon action figure/collectable, Digimon shirt, No Man's Sky pre-ordered, and The Last Of Us for PS4.

So.... GLaDOS then.

Ninja recovers mid-air, re-positioning himself to look like a missile heading to Earth. Going the speed of sound, Ninja high-five's Scott's face with his fist. Turning Scott into a bloody pancake, and hill into a crater, Ninja recovers and builds a new hill over Scott's body, and on top of the crater. Ninja is now the king of the crater hill.

Oven

Ambassador Pineapple "To wipe your ass, first orient your hand behind yourself, then move it forward...or backward." Episode 0 "Wait! you forgot your bullets! Over here! Take some of mine!" (forget which episode)

TF2 Heavy may be considered the noob class, and heavy+medic the noob combo, but it is very satisfying mow down a nest, especially ubered. Not only that, but dodging a Sandman ball, hiding behind a corner with a ready-to-fire Tomislav, and ambush a Scout. On a similar note, I experienced my real first idiot/bad player. Don't get me wrong, I've experienced bad players before, first time players who're still learning, but man this takes the cake, and then some. This was on 2Fort BTW. I'm on Blu, and one of my teammates a Sniper, the moron. First, he was shooting at us, not spy checking, but wasting entire clips, on his SMG, on us, even on me. He would be in the back, near a fence, trying to snipe something, birds maybe, I don't know. He was even convinced he was on Red team. No joke, he even said "I'm shooting at the blue team but nothing's happening!"Not verbatim, not trolling or anything. He was dead serious. It took some time, but I was finally able to convince him he was on Blu team. "Oh, man! At first, it was funny; then it just got sad, but then it got funny again! Oh, man!" -Ellis

This is how I fell whenever someone brings in a shit ton of clothes, and/or comes in the last minute:

"Ah, I see now, The Goblin King is Scott's Familiar" thought Psychotic Ninja. "Two can play this game". Just then he summoned a Weresnake to battle The Goblin King. While the two were fighting, Ninja teleported behind Scott. Using Chakra, Ninja blasted Scott off the hill, his Familiar following along. The hill now belongs to Ninja and his Familiar Weresnake.

French

91 degrees Fahrenheit/32.7 degrees Celsius weather. It's naturally warmer at drycleaners. The only way to cool down is with fans. Good thing I'm not wearing black.

Witcher 3

Self

University Perplexed

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