Psychotic Ninja

Gamers are entitled spoiled rotten childish assholes who have no clue what they want. "Waaaah! Where's our native 4K 60FPS consoels?!" "Waaaah! the framerate dropped to 59FPS, this port/remaster/game is shit!" "Waaaah! Rockstar's giving us free DLC/updates, but it's not exactly how I envisioned it/want, this is shit!" "Waaaah! Valve said an update will come this month, it's now a day late! Valve's shit and I'm never trusting them" "Waaah! The NX may or may not be a PS4 clone!" (or if it's as powerful, if not more powerful than a PS4 "Waaah! The NX is a PS4 clone!" (Also, if it's not "Waaah! The NX is weaker than the PS4") "Waaah! Changes were made to this game from the clearly early alpha stage which was shown to us, that they clearly 'promised' us" "Waaah! This reboot is different from the original" "Waaah! This reboot is too similar from the original"

Bad news: You won 10 cents Good news: You won a free trip to Hawaii

The error is it just says "image" at least on my end... I hate my tablet, typing's a pain, and often leaves with many spelling mistakes that I have to correct, or you'll get shit like this: The wiick bfown fox jumord over the moon

I was going for Daffy Duck Jeb's avatar: I knew I should have warn my brown pants today.

Weather's been weatherfluid lately. I'm good.

Mother...

Digimon Cyber Sleuth This is going to be a long ass RPG

Jamie works

Bad news: It was rushed to meet the Halloween deadline, and is a buggy mess Good news: Your crush agreed to go on a date with you.

It should follow the good news.

Game's simple: Person 1 posts the "good news" Person 2 posts the "bad news", and then posts a new "good news" Example: Person 1) Good news, the surgery was a success! Person 2) Bad news we had to amputate your left hand Good news: You're getting promoted! (Next post can follow up on this good news)

Granted, but a friend of yours kills you because they were jealous of your beauty. I wish Drew Carry hosted Whose Line Is It Anyway? again

Have you considered the following: A) Sometimes you have to contact them, instead of waiting for them to contact you B) They're busy at/with work/school C) Maybe they're not interested in the same games you are D) They don't currently have the game(s) you have, and are interested in playing E) Their computer is being a dick, and everything they've tried to do to fix it has resulted in failure, and the only option left is saving up for a new one or F) Something else that's hindering them from being on Steam/PSN/Xbox Live/Miiverse

When one's trying to be funny and they're not, it sticks out like a sore thumb. I never said there was a connection between the two.

The Know, so unfunny they make Reviewtechusa look like a goldmine of humor (among other things like editing skills)

Just don't do it at work... Or school, unless it's English class.

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When your shift is almost over, you've mentally clocked out and you get customers out of nowhere

8/10 Why do I get the feeling it's the first line spoken in a video game review to a shitty game, to showcase the contrast? Like with Sonic 06? "Helping others always comes before asking others for help" - King Mickey (Kingdom Hearts 2)

Artistic skills