Psychotic Ninja

Meh

Granted, you're killed by fire instead I wish I could fly

2711 - Clothes become the dominate species and start wearing humans.

1.) Zidane 2.) Tidus 3.) Vaan 4.) Lightning 5.) Noctis

EA buys VALVE

Granted, you jump so high up, you burn up in the atmosphere and die. (Shocked a plane didn't get you first.) I wish I was in a successful relationship with the woman of my dreams.

Tree

Satanic Hippies Be able to teleport up to two feet in the direction you're looking at with an eight second cool down OR Be able to go invisible but only when no one's looking, directly or indirectly.

Yeah, if I want to co-op with a friend, I'll ask them, not force them to co-op with me. Guess what. It's a mod. For Half-Life 2. A game that didn't have co-op in mind.

That's like saying a movie is shit only because it uses practical effects in a day and age where CGI is commonplace.

lockpicking

Quirky endless runner. Going only off of this picture: What the hell is happening?

Opener

I'm more on the middle ground. It also depends on where you draw the line between modern and classic. Do you say PS1 era and earlier is classic, or everything before PS1? PS2 and up feels too modern. Like as much as I enjoy FF10 and 12, I enjoy 3-9 even more (I would put 1 and 2 on that list, but never beaten them, barely touched them). However, I enjoy GTA: SA and 5 more than VC and earlier. (GTA 4 is shit imo). I enjoy the first three Harry Potter games (especially on PC) more than the later ones. Again, I'd say I'm somewhere down the middle.

Banned for looking at dat ass

Chips (the British kind)

Umm..... Just look at my name. I imagine something like if Batman and Joker fused together. Same question, cause I like it: What kind of monstrous creature do you imagine yourself as? DAMMIT! Got ninja'd *sigh* Let's turn my best friend into a cannibal. Screw it, asking the monster question again

Energy

If you have an itch to speed run a game, do it in your own terms. Co-op is meant to be an experience, you're meant to have fun with your friend(s). Dick around even. If you're speedrunning, especially with glitches, you're leaving everyone else behind, and it's not fun. Not really. It's possible the publishers pushed for co-op the last minute, thus the developers didn't have time to put in a proper co-op mode. Again, if you have the urge to speedrun, do it on your own terms.

So the NX has been revealed, officially known as Nintendo Switch. Reveal trailer can be seen here: f5uik5fgIaI Knowing me, I'll be using it more as a handheld than a home console, even when I'm home.

Conflicted, confused, and doubting So I saw my crush for the first time in a month. Had a last minute decision to go to a party, was an hour late. Over all it was meh. Crush showed up with in the last 20 minutes. She said hi, I hugged her, side hug, for like a second. My fault for not holding on, it was completely one sided. Stupid me. On the plus side, she looked at me, and it felt like she was smiling. We made, snd contained, eye contact. It was too dark to tell if she really was smiling. She asked how I was doing, if I was working, where at, and my hours (I swear none of my friends remember). I wanted to continue the conversation, but nothing came to mind. It felt like she was waiting for me to ask her a question. When nothing came, the conversation kinda just dropped, and she kinda moved on. Doesn't help that my social skills suck big hairy saggy donkey balls.

Dear diary, my pen is floating, I'm scared, please send help. Sincerely, Helio

I saw it as a Castle in the Sky reference

And those usually don't happen on the Internet.