Psychotic Ninja

When you have a shitty internet connection for no reason: myFnuOllUyM

Banned for naming the dragon

You know Fall isn't even trying when people are wearing shorts and flip-flops.

Houndeye PS1 or PS2?

Games like Crisis Core, and the Arkham Series you could do a ASAP challenge. Basically, 100% the game as soon as possible. Sorry Catwoman, can't save you from Two-Face, gotta get all of these Riddler Trophies. All of them. There's even an ASAP challenge guide for Crisis Core. The guide has you at level 40-50 before you start the first story mission (that is, the one after the tutorial and forced on). To put things into perspective, normally you'll be around level 10 at that point, and be between 40-50 at end game.

Screamin' plants sell man-eating laptops and overpriced cursed demonic cicadas for the win.

Bad News: Hitler 2.0 is the President of the World (just vague enough to be a Trump/Hillary joke) Good News: You got a promotion to that dream job of yours that you love very much!

Granted, but your mind's an immature asshole, and turns your facial hair into things like a dick, the Hitler 'Stache, among other things. I wish customers stopped coming in in the fucking morning on Saturdays.

Banned for having a hat

Pissed off. Look at the vent thread for details.

Great fucking start to my day/morning. Three fucking customers before we/I officially opened up, couldn't find the clothes to two of the customers, and one fucking left. Apparently one of the customer's clothes weren't ready (or they are but hiding) even though they should have been ready yesterday (according to the customer). The other one, apparently they were moved. Had to look all over the fucking place. No fucking clue why they were moved, but they were.

Brand new computer. No more using phone, tablet, and other sources to access the internet.

Can't say I share the Animals, Vegetables, Minerals pet peeve, it's been years since I've played that game. I'm probably guilty of that, or a similar mistake. @Pastor, I've had similar experiences to that, so yeah, I relate. Just not as extreme. PP #12: Pronunciation. I'll just have this video explain it: tBUzngDUOnk

Shipping

Banned for wanting me to drink coffee

That reminded me of another pet peeve: You're playing a game for the first time, and you're streaming it. If you don't go for a specific upgrade, item, kill an enemy without having it transform to a different, rare enemy, etc. Then you'll get people bashing you for "playing the game wrong".

^ That's basically me and beatboxing. PP #9: Talking on your phone via speaker mode. Net everyone needs to hear your conversation. It's even worse when I'm working, and helping a customer who's doing it.

People bashing different game styles. Also some of the terms are just horrible, just look at 'save scumming'. Honestly, it's not that bad. Hell, sometimes it's the only way to get super rare items. But thanks to the Rougelike community, you're an asshole and a shitty gamer if, let's say, you experiment with something (like I tend to do), it goes poorly, and you reload.

"This is strange, where I'm from humans are a myth, but here, they're the dominate species"

Screamin' plants enslaves man-eating bananas and overpriced cursed demonic cicadas for the win.

Average

Please spread this, share it with everyone, especially if they love cartoons/animation oY6kfVWv01k

Beatboxing as a whole/in general I find annoying. @art related pet peeve: Can't really say I share the same peeve, don't have much experience. Pet Peeve #5: lolrandom/bizarre animation. I just can't get into shows like Uncle Grandpa because of just how bizzare it is. There's also the Gmod like animation style in SFM animations. (And Gmod animations of course). I might have an exception or two, like Baman and Piderman, but that's an exception.

You say tomato I say solid ketchup