Psychotic Ninja

Us

Use a chainsaw on your shoulders. How do I get into a relationship?

Me

drugs

Record yourself going Super Saiyan 3, that'll do the trick How do I start procrastinating?

Ducks

Heat it up using your oven How do I get better at drawing?

SatdbVeP0Tw

"Darkness and Ansem's shadow nest within your heart. Aren't you ashamed to face Sora in that state?"

The papers want to know who's shirt you wear.

Surfing the internet

Jak and Daxter "Wait. Hold on. Time out. All of you guys were working together and you *still* couldn't take down _____"

02/06/2017 5:52 AM

Hitman Absolution Shaving Lenny mission (the part where you have to take down the three guards/companions). First attempt: Scouting the area, looking at possibilities. There could be a little accident with a gas pump, oh no a spillage everywhere. Oh well, someone will clean it up. I leave the area, and notice I can enter this building, sure I'm trespassing, but if I time this right, I'll have one less tar-oh hey, a cop's going somewhere alone. Time to be a cop now. But what's this? The target in this building noticed something, and is coming here to check things out? Quick grab that knife! Nothing suspicious here, just a cop checking this dead body out, and now there's two dead bodies. I'll just hide the evidence and no one else suspects a thing. Oh hey, this door leads outside on a balcony. Oh hey, another target is checking the spillage out, it would be a shame if somebody shot tha- holy shit! Multiple explosions, dead bodies everywhere, everyone's panicking, totally an accident. Alright, third target is in a different building, overlooking the chaos. Now's my chance to get him. When I enter, what looks to be an abandoned grocery store, there's an employee, telling me the place is closed (side note, I by this point I had changed into a car shop repair outfit, thought it would have been helpful in getting the last guy). Before I go upstairs to say hi to the last guy, I'm told I'm trespassing and the lady runs out before I can apologies, and she informs the cops, and now I'm being hunted for accidentally trespassing. They probably think I caused the explosion, even though there's no proof of that. I quickly kill the third target, and before I can make my leave I'm killed. 2nd attempt: Slightly better, slightly more chaos, but better contained, just barely made it out of there alive. First guy I stealth killed, 2nd guy was supposed to be a stealth kill, but shit hit the fan fast, and multiple people died in a contained area. Similarly with the third guy, was taking down a non target near an inactive electric fence, when I was found out. Gun fight broke out, was trying to lure the third target to the now active electric fence, got two cops instead. Went in and killed the third in gunfire before the chaos broke out.

"... Always"

1. Edea 2. Seifer 3. Kiros 4. Laguna 5. Ward

Spoiler alert: Jack starts twerking, taking duck faced selfies, makes fart and burp jokes.

I'm going to do two scenarios, one where it's live action. The other where it's CGI/animated and instead of doing celebratory actors, they get voice actors (assuming they don't use the game's actors). Live Action: Gordon Freeman: Hugh Laurie Barney: Brett Dalton G-Man: JK Simmons Eli Vance: Denzel Washington Kleiner: Bryan Cranston Chell: Summer Glau Glados: Gina Torres Voice actors: Freeman: Ross Scott (but really I think it should be no one or Kevin Conroy) Barney: James Arnold Taylor or Phil Lamarr G-Man: Steve Blum Eli Vance: John DiMaggio Kleiner: Billy West Chell: No one or Tabitha St Germain Glados: Tara Strong

1. Rinoa 2. Zell 3. Selphie 4. Quistis 5. Irvine

Just did a quick sketch of the dude in this drawing, just to see if I could. I'd say took about a minute. Guess what was the hardest/my weakness.

Rolf, rake round roses and destroy fake demonic jawbreakers by the cul-de-sac.

Remember, and think about... Matthew... 21 17: "And he left them and went out to the city to Bethony and lodge there". Help! My beard's stuck in the toaster, what do?

1. Yuffie 2. Cid 3. Vincent 4. Cait Sith 5. Squall

Isn't my bling just wonderful?