Psychotic Ninja

Thanks Zaraki for showing me this, so I'm sharing it with everyone here:

*Plays game* This game is bloody amazing! *plays more of game* I love how so much, yet so little gets done in this game in a hour, and I'm still having fun! *stops playing game for [insert dumb reason here]* *plays different game* Oh man, this game is great! I can't wait to finish it! *Plays more of game* Oh man, that bit was heart wrenching/tough but in a good way/funny/other thing but I'm glad I'm sticking through it! *Notices unfinished games* Huh, I should get back into those one of these days. *Finishes game* Oh man, what an ending. What an ending. I need a breather before playing another serious game on a serious session *plays a one shot funny casual game for the rest of the night, maybe even all day the next day* Hmmm... which serious game should I have a serious playthrough, or continue on? *Picks new game, game with an unfinished playthrough or an old game I haven't touched in a while* *repeat process until I have a backlog of unfinished games while still getting new games* I'm typing this as I'm looking at my unfinished playthrough of Castle of Illusion, Evoland 2, Far Cry 4, HITMAN, Shadow of Mordor, Naruto Shippuden: Ultimate Ninja STORM 4, Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory, TRANSFORMERS: Devastation, Final Fantasy 3 10/10-2 7 & 8, Assassin's Creed 2 & Unity, DOOM, Deus Ex: Mankind Divided, Enslaved: Odyssey to the West, Witcher 3, Kingdoms of Amalur, among a number of PS4/3 (3)DS, and PSP games. Oh and I plan on getting more games...

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2750 - Digimon reboot made possible because of Tamagotchi craze. 7erl9k01C2M Digimon Adventure Tri spoilers/reference

You people should post more, sometimes it feels like I'm talking to myself.

_cMG25Mr0mc The song does not match the title, and I love it!

HITMAN I start off as a cleaner in a modeling show of sorts. Before I know it, I'm promoted to security, top floor. I'm stationed to guard the bathroom of an important lady. Said lady is in the room adjacent to the bathroom. All of a sudden she comes down with a case of knife to forehead. I hope it's not contagious! I escape, just in case. On my first day too! Not just as a security officer, but as a cleaner too! I head downstairs where I bump into the head of this modeling show. He too comes down with a case of knife to forehead. Holy shit, it is contagious! Screw this gig and screw Paris, I'm going to Sapienza, Italy.

Wake up people! The Snuggleflugglepusses are taking ove- False alarm fellow hughmans, know need to pan nick.

This is the kind of WTF you'd get from old retro cartoons (1930's) and I love it! xoo0pmhhz_I

I feel like Logan wouldn't have been rated R if Deadpool didn't succeed

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Heth Whoeth Doetheth realith Theutheth joketh. Aaaaaaand I proooobably went a little too far with the joke, and made a Early Modern English speaker with a lithp.

Do tell! (you know, if you want to, no pressure) Well it all started when I entered a building after hours. Not even forced entry, the building was unlocked. I just needed some WD-40. I even got the alarm off. As I was searching the back, I hear "POLICE!", I stop what I was doing, went to the front, nervously but calmly explained my key to lock the place was stuck in the lock, and I was looking for some WD-40 or anything, really, to get it unstuck. It took the police, my boss, and some WD-40 (more than expected) to get it unstuck. It was stuck in there good, like real good.

Just watched Digimon Adventure Tri Part 4: Loss NsEIu6-lciA

So I had my first run in with the police

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Just watched Digimon Adventure Tri Part 4: Loss ep. 3. became a super creep when he licked Sora. Did not expect with Digimon, and it's something you wouldn't have seen before Tri.

Nope. Am I weird for being in my PJs all day unless I have to go somewhere?

2746 - Humans start calling Jifarbariquleleamomion Jeff for short. And because they can't pronounce the name.

2744 - Jifarbarkiquleleamomion is elected President of the galaxy #Notmypresident