Psychotic Ninja

Laughing at stupid youtube comments: Guy 1: the intor is super annoying Guy 2: why don't u stop focusing on the bad stuff and start focusing on ur spelling Guy 1: wow you are really cute with all that attitude I think about 200 guys get what I mean but you are fucking adorable and trying to lecture about my spelling great! Guy 2: u responding so fast advises me to tell u to maybe stop confusingly lecturing me and maybe go get a life Guy 3: I love how you bashed him for spelling when you can't spell "you" or "your" and have very fractured sentences

Stop studying Norwegian, it's useless. Help! Me and a friend have been experimented on, and he's in a coma! I also feel light headed, but we're on the run now. However, the military's after us, I can't do much, because I'm carrying my best friend. I'm thinking of going to my hometown, is this a good idea?

Banned for noticing my quote's messed up.

"Greg, please stop, I'm a cat, I can't eat chocolate."

Have you tried not being a cat? Halp! My friends aren't acting like their usual selves! Like they've swapped jobs and identities, and acting like they've always been that way. For example, one's usually a vet, but today, she's acting like a clown, trying to entertain everyone, when that's another friend's job, who's now at the farm of another friend, who's busy making dresses! What do I do?!

Eat some chocolate, like the good ol kitty mo cat you are. Halp! I have some weird family issues. Turns out my father isn't dead, but alive, and he wants to kill me. I also think my sister has a thing for me, because she gave me a big ol kiss on the lips on the other day. It didn't feel like a brother-sister kind of kiss either. Also, I kinda liked it too, what do?

Furballs

Here's a video of someone playing the game: du-pJV-JkUs Even though it's 6 minutes of footage, there's no clip of "Leeroy Jenkins", and from what I can tell, that's the entire game. I highly doubt a prarie dog's going to yell "LEEEEEEROY AHJENKINS!", as funny as it is. I honestly think the origin is from WOW, and that you're just misremembering.

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Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild for Switch, Final Fantasy's 1, 2 & 4 Complete Collection for Vita.

PS Vita, Nintendo Switch, and photoshop.

Richard Epcar Kingdom Hearts Dream Drop Distance

That moment when work's so dead, quiet, and boring, you might as well have the day off... To expand, this is an 8 hour shift. I'm currently half way finished. I've predicted, my main task, is going to take a little over a half hour. I have nothing to do. I've ran out of side activities, and distractions.

Third game in the series, but isn't the third title in the series. Kingdom Hearts 2

Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild. Killed a Bokoblin with his own club.

Aaaaaaand you've hit a new low, congratulations.

I... uh... just lied, over the phone, to a stranger. Saying a customer I was with, is at UPS, and I was the owner. I think it was the customer's girlfriend too. Cause he was like "love you too baby". Which is odd, cause there was a woman, in the driver's seat, who looked like his wife. I feel dirty...

Uhh... Counter Strike? I've only played a little bit. Quote sounds familiar. Person 1: I am the Lord of the DEAD! Person 2: No wonder no one wants to die.

Banned for quoting Dr. Freeman

Catwoman

Water, apple, chips, and mac n cheese in a cup

Sexy

Banned for the ban train AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALL ABOAAAAAAAAAAARD!

me fail english? that's unpossible Banned for banning.

Vacuum