Blightmare

Driving through the dead center of a desert thunderstorm in Arizona. The clouds were so thick that at 4:30 in the afternoon, it was as dark as midnight. There was a lightning strike in every direction every few seconds. The air was so charged that even in the car the hairs on your arms and neck stood up from the static. Rain was falling so heavily the windshield wipers couldn't keep our vision clear enough to drive faster than 30 MPH. I still remember, my family was scared shitless yet I was having the time of my life. Never seen anything like it before and was in awe. This is about as extreme as it's ever gotten for me. I don't travel much and living in S Cali the most I ever get are hot weather and Earthquakes.

I go into my garage and commence operation Garry's Mod. while cleaning it out last month I realized there's enough junk in my garage to build any sort of deadly device, along with the tools in there to make it. If not the zombie scenario, then I'm still at least fit to make my "raider" equipment for when the world gets nuked and we all have to live in a lawless society where tribal domination and cannibalism are the rules of- yeah I'm getting carried away.

I approve of the idea as I'm starting to click on game topics thinking they're normal topics.

I tripped out on the OP's image. I didn't know what to expect crossing my eyes like that until everything came into focus. Of course, I've never had such an intense eye strain such as that either. Now I'm having trouble keeping everything else in focus. T_T

BE ONE WITH THE BUNIONS!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

The part in episode 15 about the shitty garage band, especially the "fire the rocket engine! kill the damn thing before it grows any larger" "I know! this music sucks, right?" XD

I was linked to the first episode via the Binary topic. I found it amazingly hard to close the tab after, and only managed to not finish the episode due to Firefox crashing. It's... peculiar to say the least but for a show who's original targeted audience is young girls, it's a hell of a lot better than what I catch on TV now a days. But that just may be the after effects of K-on talking.

This raises a good point... we have weapons; all they can do is indoctrinate us and fire friendship beams. Friendship Beam is like a Care Bear Stare. It prevails over all modern technological advances.

What if my bones were in a museum, Where aliens paid good money to see ‘em? And suppose that they’d put me together all wrong, Sticking bones on to bones where they didn’t belong! Imagine phalanges, pelvis, and spine Welded to mandibles that once had been mine! With each misassemblage, the error compounded, The aliens would draw back in terror, astounded! Their textbooks would show me in grim illustration, The most hideous thing ever seen in creation! The museum would commission a model in plaster Of ME, to be called, “Evolution’s Disaster”! And paleontologists there would debate Dozens of theories to help postulate How man survived for those thousands of years With teeth-covered arms growing out of his ears! Oh, I hope that I’m never in such manner displayed, No matter HOW much to see me the aliens paid.

Banned for taking sides in the mac/PC wars (just cause I have a mac doesn't mean it's the only Computer I have. > )

Banned for needing to be made to accept ponies.

banned for having 30 rep @zak:

okay fine. Hungry as Hell. Happy now? Banned for technicalities.

Holy crap you're right.

banned for mentioning food when I'm hungry as heck.

Edit: fuck it. I'm taking Alpha's side on this. ever since the Binary topic, I've been converted.

Bit obscure here, but the image is titled "frustration" as that guy definitely does not look pleased.

The only reasonable/possible explanation(no matter how absurd) would be a virus similar to rabies that destroys brain functions, but at the same time causes the body to decay(sorry, not a scientist, can't say what would cause that to happen. Flesh eating, maybe?) but in that case, the only people to get infected would be the one's who survived an encounter, as I seriously doubt it's possible to "raise the dead" via virus. And I seriously doubt a rabid human being who's chomping on others would have the decency, or brain capabilities, to stop eating before the target dies. I think that if anything like that did ever get born, as unlikely as it is, it would be short lived and very isolated. Still, as much as I try to explain the impracticalities, it doesn't change the fact that I have an entire garage full of junk I am ready to rig together in just such an occasion.

That quote about being the big shop of horrors has just earned it's place on the list of T-Shirts I want.