Blightmare

Glass. Plastic is shit for the environment. apple juice or orange juice?

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don’t know.

Heh, I always called it the shark. I just called them the Fish Things as I never really payed much attention to them enough to think up a legitimate name. But now I can't help but yell "call me Ishmael, Bitch" whenever I kill something large and/or fish like in any game.

Well the weather in my room is quite nice. what with the air conditioner and all. But out there... eh... remember the part about the air conditioner? yeah....

Too bad, I like dirty boys. Bah shoulda told me earlier. Eating pizza, listening to music, Drinking appa juice, chillaxing.

I may catch the next one. Missed it this time around. T_T

Fleet Foxes - White Winter Hymnal.

*monotone voice* Hello Ian.

All answers wrong so far! and...

I very much agree. XD

That's... actually a more detailed explanation than I would have expected.

Victoria Island, British Columbia, then to some resort for a few days, then staying at a place on the coast. Gonna be up there for about 5 days. Well, canada for 5 days. still gonna be gone for about 2 weeks in total.

...what? Banned for not making sense. O_o

anther great one no one should miss.

MORTAL KOMBAT!!!!

About to continue my anime spree.

A clown. Size and shape it does not lack But does top, bottom, front, and back A bending light around a bare tree, Shining bright for all to see. good luck finding a riddle I made on google. ^_^

Lets see if you can blow it up.

Rainbows make me cry....

Who here knew that one day giant lumberjacks would chop down trees and drink cheap cyanide filled Koolaid and go to Epsilon's planet of chicken and sweet tea and guns that shoot boolets? Not only do cows eat grass but also they jump over the moon and leave ponies in rest. It was very nonsensical and confusing, only /b/ could possibly make less sense than the chaotic, random, ambiguous Gordon Freeman's dream. The G-man woke up to a de-railed thread on a very sad day. He was wearing a very expensive diamond encrusted tie and suit with a dark blue pair of socks. His fashion sense was very pimpin'. Everyone was jelly whenever the G-man would roll up into a ball and derail this thread. G-man then got into his purple limousine and drove into a Lake. G-man drowned, but his suit was made of ice cream That froze into a million pieces. Many treasure hunters search for G-man's suit shards but stop because they get very hungry for potatoes and decide to return to idaho. G-man survived though, but his purple limousine got eaten by a wild grue with laser beams. G-man took out his explosive briefcase and threw it at an unsuspecting robotic ghost dragon. Gordon Freeman helped by crowbaring a flying scout's mother and red spy. Any other day Gordon would simply would be busy collecting human skulls, but today he went to crate to crowbar it. The crate exploded, and out came a BLU Pyro. The Pyro's muffled voice yelled, "ICE TO MEET YOU!" "..." Gordon Freeman replied, and crowbarred Pyro in the oxygen tank, causing a large explosion, but Gordon's HEV only saved Gordon and a village of crazed bushmen. One bushman said "So long, and good luck my bespectacled bearded friend.". So he was gone like the horse that Epsilon ate for breakfast. Blightmare then came

Just who the hell do you think I am?!

I am a dirty boy. It is time for me to take a shower.