Crux

Hopefully this is good news. Yey Ross!

It seems everyone's forgotten Cthulhu. The second very clear Lovecraft reference (the one word that stood out to me in Dave's mumblings was clearly: Cthulhu). I'm guessing Dave was saying this: Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn. Which translates to: In his house at R'lyeh, dead Cthulhu waits dreaming. I'll go into detail later. Anyhow. The point is those things that get Mike whens he's cocooned, can't possibly have put the two of them up there (height issues). The stalker is also unlikely to have done it. I don't think ghosts and their likes are involved. My best guess: The thing with Cthulhu is that he's sleeping in the depth in the oceans, not in Bulgaria. He is however, the high priest of the Great Old Ones. I believe that this tunnel (the one behind the steel door) leads to a place deep underground where one of (Lovecraft's) Great Old Ones dwells. I think this offers a pausible explaination for the appearance of the wierd creatures and the disappearance of Dave, later Mike. Think about it, that is a pretty strong reason to abandon that tunnel, you know if half the workforce disappeares in a week. I reckon that the crazy dude fell victim to the evil that the Old Ones spread (I think of it as an aura or something like that, in which evil breeds ) or he actually found them and now serves them (horrible work hours and conditions - look at the guy no sleep, no clean clothes to wear). Anyway, thats my interpretation. Thats how I'd like to think it fits together. Great episode. This really takes CP to a new level, don't get me wrong I love all of the episodes, but this one stands out in so many ways not just from CP but from things beyond Machinima. Peace

Dude, Ross said he made that scene exclusively for the trailer.

Agreed! Agreed! Same, also loved Dave muttering something about Cthulhu

I think Machinima is at the core a satanic cult (explains the dodgy name), and they must therefore do everything at a very specific time (in sync with the stars and what not) to ensure that the world will be ruled by evil. By the looks of things they're currently busy in Japan, so I'm not surprised that TT isn't up yet. Its probably one of those uploads that actually requires a full 5 minutes of attention, and come on guys if you're busy resurrecting Cthulhu chances are you just aren't gonna have that kind of time to spare. Anyhow.

1. Double facepalm ...dude, seriously wtf? I really hope thats a bad joke. Or are you one of them? ps Do tell me if you were serious.

If sending bombletters to them counts as contacting then yes, I have contacted them. Well done man. Means I dont have to do that anymore.

Dude even if they should a) prioritize! b) run that shit 24/7. I swear theres a special place reserved in hell for whoever is in charge of uploading at Machinima. Edit: Hang on, do they only upload to youtube these days?

I told you. The release is Halloween 2011. Unless we can get together about 1000 toasters. I've sent them a warning. If you can figure out what it was I'll reveal my toaster plot. Hint: It wasnt a polite letter, infact it didnt involve paper.

Dude, where've you been? The napalms gone off. We'll have to stick to molotovs. Good call on the map though. I was worried we'd have to blow up walls and wing it when we got lost. Got half a dozen baseball bats so we can go old school on them. Also it might just be me but I thought batarangs and a grappling gun would come in handy. Anyhow, we hit them at nightfall and remember to upload the tunnel before triggering the H-bomb. Everyone else: You might as well come along because the tunnel isnt due for upload until halloween. Edit: Anybody got an old toaster? I've had an idea, its a good one. Does said Idea involve coffee beens, grape jelly, and sulfuric acid? No...but now that you mention it. Hmm...

Breakfast

Dude, where've you been? The napalms gone off. We'll have to stick to molotovs. Good call on the map though. I was worried we'd have to blow up walls and wing it when we got lost. Got half a dozen baseball bats so we can go old school on them. Also it might just be me but I thought batarangs and a grappling gun would come in handy. Anyhow, we hit them at nightfall and remember to upload the tunnel before triggering the H-bomb. Everyone else: You might as well come along because the tunnel isnt due for upload until halloween. Edit: Anybody got an old toaster? I've had an idea, its a good one.

The fuck is this?! Wheres the episode Machinima? You better not make us wait the weekend, or else... I really hate them with such a passion. Why does it take so long? Is it cause they have to put those dumbass comment boxes on every single fucking video? Is it cause they don't realise you can queue uploads and go to sleep? NO, it cant be. NObody is that dumb. Therefore the only plausible reason is that they actually just wanna fuck us over. I think the time has come to rid the world of this evil and vile dictatorial website Seriously though Ross, leave Machinima. Most of their audience is down to your videos anyway. Also who could blame Ross if there was a little leak? With so many people involved n stuff. Bleh. What an incoherent rant. Sorry the hype must be frying my brains.

HYPED Edit: Right, I'm packing the riot bag - where the fuck is the Machinima HQ?

I swear they better not fuck around with us, as they usually do. Machinima better get uploading this right-the-fuck-now! I hope you re watching the news Machinima cause we ll Egypt on your asses if this episode isnt up soon. Oh yeah and that was the only warning. Am I right or what? Anyhow, THANKS Ross - you rule, no really you do! Machinima will be yours once we've gotten hold of Mr Hosni Machinima and his corrupt uploaders. /rant n stuff Peace