BTGBullseye
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Finished 2 crappy burgers (government cafeteria food is on-par with hospital food) and a cup of cheap coffee. (brewed as strong as it can get)
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So, really damn good?
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I'll be on about that until people start realizing what sort of crap they're emulating. (MLP is one of the milder of the things that I abhor) I was considering changing my name to "Death", but I think I've decided against it. (unless others like the idea)
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Last game I played: "Where did that screw come from?" Played it shortly after reassembling my laptop, and making sure I filled all the screw holes... I had 3 screws left over.
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Does God exist? (your opinion anyways.)
BTGBullseye replied to thebeelzebub's topic in Serious Topic Discussion
Wait, are people on this forum going to make a religion then?!? What will it be called? -
Ok, VP it is. Don't worry about becoming the evil manipulator, our entire group is mad scientist/evil genius/comedian manipulators. We're eventually going to build a moon base, and launch tungsten rods at earth to destroy the North Korean government, and the Alamo.
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Granted, but then you wish you didn't. I wish I was tired now, and wasn't during class.
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Banned for needing to edit it in.
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Porn.
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Converting porn for my phone.
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I SHALL REGAIN THAT WHICH WAS MINE! THE SHIT SPOT!!!
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Last game I played was: "Can I rebuild my bookmarks because Chrome inexplicably stopped working for me?" combined with "Where did I find that porn before?"
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I can live with that... Granted, but it was soaked in gasoline right before you lit it. I wish my internet connection was significantly faster.
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Banned for implying.
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1308 - King Edward II of England marries Isabella of France. They are both crowned a month later (on February 25).
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Granted, but it then overpowers, and decapitates you with it's blades. I wish I had a hot, clean, female human stalking me.
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Banned for needing elaboration to understand.
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Slow.
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1306 - Before the high altar of Greyfriars Church in Dumfries, Robert the Bruce murdered John Comyn, his leading political rival sparking revolution in the Scottish Wars of Independence.
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Granted, but immediately afterwards, it fucks you... Over and over and over and over and over and over and over... I wish I was a wish.
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Banned because it isn't.
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I meant what I said... Yay, an incorruptible wish! Granted, but you get drunk, and have a hangover all the way through it, making you get a perfect 0. I wish I had a wish that I had a wish that I had a wish.
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1301 - Edward of Caernarvon (later King Edward II of England) becomes the first Prince of Wales.
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Banned because a friend of mine came in here drunk and told me to ban someone.
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Maybe.