BTGBullseye

1571 - Commodore's high-end 5¼" floppy disk drive. With its double-sided drive mechanism, it had the ability to utilize double-sided, double-density (DS/DD) floppy disks natively. This was in contrast to its predecessors, the 1541 and 1570, which could fully utilize such disks only if the user manually flipped them over to access the second side. (However, the two methods were not interchangeable; disk which had their back side created in a 1541 by flipping them over would have to be flipped in the 1571 too, and the back side of disks written in a 1571 using the native support for two-sided operation could not be read in a 1541).

>YFW Nothing.

I didn't kill myself again today yet.

"Smoking is bad for your health..." *puff* "...so I use bubbles instead."

1569 - The first recorded lottery in England is performed nonstop at the west door of the St. Paul's Cathedral. Each share costs 10 shillings and proceeds are used to repair the harbours and for other public works.

Banned for caring.

>YFW Aliens come to earth and say "Please stop broadcasting on the 94.3 FM channel... You're drowning out our reception of the video game wars competition on our home planet.".

Good Idea: Not allowing Obama to hold any public office ever again.

Talk radio... Hannity...

Less likely to declare war or peace? What? I'd say the more women, the more war...

!@#$%^&*()_ !@#$%^&*()_!@#$%^ &*() _+!@ #$%^@#$$%#!# $%&(*TR#@!*()! (that last "!" was the punctuation at the end of the sentence)

Welcome all.

http://goo.gl/maps/XpLDH The nearby reservoir.

I'm bored out of my mindlessness.

Hi?.!

Laser thermometer, for welding/experiments/etc. For all my flight/racing games. SYBA Dual Fan Adjustable Cooling Stand for 19" Laptops, for either my laptop or my Mom's laptop. (depends on which it's better suited for) Another one, because $10 (free shipping) for a damn decent keyboard is enough for my Mom to get one for her laptop. For my Mom.

Actually, it's closer to 'Activationday' than 'Writeday', since it was probly written long before it was activated.

Tell me exactly what am I supposed to do? Now that I have allowed you to beat me! Do you think that we could play another game? Maybe I can win this time? I kind of like the misery you put me through. Darling, you can trust me completely. If you even try to look the other way, I think that I could kill this time. Rah! Rah! [x2] It doesn't really seem I'm getting through to you. Though I see you weeping so sweetly. I think that you might have to take another taste, a little bit of hell this time. Rah! Rah! Lie to me! Rah! Rah! Lie to me! Is she not right? Is she insane? Will she now run for her life in the battle that ends this day? Is she not right?! Is she insane?! Will she now run for her life now that she LIED TO ME! You always wanted people to remember you. To leave your little mark on society! Don't you know your wish is coming true today? Another victim dies tonight. Rah! Rah! Lie to me! Rah! Rah! Lie to me! Is she not right? Is she insane? Will she now run for her life in the battle that ends this day? Is she not right?! Is she insane?! Will she now run for her life now that she LIED TO ME! Ramidi ma ma ba di ma! Ramidi ma ma din do! Ramidi ma ma ba di ma! Ramidi ma ma ba di mo! [all x3] Is she really telling lies again? Doesn't she realize she's in danger? Eeeeeeeyow! Is she not right? Is she insane? Will she now run for her life in the battle that ends this day? Is she not right?! Is she insane?! Will she now run for her life now that she LIED TO ME! The little bitch, she went and she told A LIE! Now she will never tell another. A LIE! The little bitch, she went and she told A LIE! NEVER FUCKING LIE TO ME!

Bad Idea: Computerized water.

>YFW You get told you're overqualified for every job you can do, but you're underqualified for everything else.

Banned for 85° of hell...

9/10

Is.

1567 - Mary, Queen of Scots, is forced to abdicate and replaced by her 1-year-old son James VI.