BTGBullseye

Very voracious vixens vex Vasili.

Don't you dare say that Monty Python is in violation of anything or I just might suicide!

JK. lol

Pineapples periodically prick people pretty painfully.

It's called "An IQ above 160".

You'll have to forgive me, but some of the games on my list are DOS only, and sometimes even total flops... Also, this is a cross-platform list. In no particular order... Elfland Great Naval Battles U.S.S. Ticonderoga The Half-Life Series Mass Effect 1 (the best of the three) Need For Speed Underground Need For Speed Most Wanted Age Of Empires 1 & 2 Civilization 4 Warhammer 40,000 Dawn Of War 1 & 2 Borderlands 1 & 2 Deus Ex & Invisible War & Human Revolution Doom 3 (the original only) Tribes 2 Portal 1 & 2 Bastion Crysis Fallout New Vegas The Elder Scrolls 3 & 5 (Morrowind & Skyrim)(can't wait till they come out with one based in Elsweyr) Torchlight 1 & 2 Space Pirates & Zombies H.A.W.X. (with the 1.02 patch, but only after modding it to be more accurate to existing aircraft) Command & Conquer Series (excluding C&C4) Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri Legend Of Zelda: A Link To The Past Star Wars: Shadows of the Empire Super Mario Bros. 3 Legend Of The Dragoon Battle Tanx Donkey Kong Country 1 & 2 & 3 Earthbound Super Mario World Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Turtles In Time Mortal Combat Series Street Fighter Series Tetris Silpheed (the first one, for DOS) The Gameboy/Color/Advance Pokemon Series Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas Starcraft 1 & 2 Warcraft 2 & 3 World Of Warcraft (vanilla or vanilla + Burning Crusade) Tribes Ascend Earthsiege 1 & 2 Duck Hunt (for the NES) The Battlefield Series The Worms Series (up to, but not including any of the 3d games) Quake 2 Brix Cyberstorm 2 I'm positive I have more to add to the list, but I can't remember them right off hand. [EDIT] Added Quake 2. [EDIT2] Added Brix. Added Cyberstorm 2. Added URL code for games that are less well known.

Child care.

Sufferin' succotash!

I found this cool little thing, it's an addon that detects pictures and text related to a particular stupid kid's show and replaces it with a caption that says this: "Moronic images or text detected and removed."

Here's my current playlist... Play That Funky Music White Boy - Wild Cherry Werewolves Of London - Warren Zevon Funk #49 - The James Gang Frankenstein - The Edgar Winter Group Moving In Stereo - The Cars Ballroom Blitz - Sweet Superstition - Stevie Wonder Magic Carpet Ride - Steppenwolf The Tears Of A Clown - Smokey Robinson & The Miracles Another One Bites The Dust - Queen Live And Let Die - Paul McCartney & The Wings Band On The Run - Paul McCartney & The Wings Southern Man - Neil Young I'm Just A Singer (In A Rock & Roll Band) - Moody Blues Sweet Home Alabama - Lynyrd Skynrd Simple Man - Lynyrd Skynyrd Funkytown - Lipps Inc. Kashmir - Led Zeppelin Get Up Offa That Thing - James Brown In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida - Iron Butterfly Theme From Shaft - Isaac Hayes Magic Man - Heart Cat's In The Cradle - Harry Chapin Crazy On You - Heart We're An American Band - Grand Funk Railroad Radar Love (long version) - Golden Earring All Right Now - Free Grease - Frankie Valli Slow Ride - Foghat I Shot The Sheriff - Eric Clapton Cocaine - Eric Clapton Rocket Man - Elton John Don't Bring Me Down - Electric Light Orchestra War - Edwin Starr Witchy Woman - Eagles One Of These Nights - Eagles Hotel California - Eagles Sultans Of Swing - Dire Straits Layla - Derek & The Dominoes Smoke On The Water - Deep Purple Woman From Tokyo - Deep Purple Travelin' Band - Creedence Clearwater Revival The Devil Went Down To Georgia - Charlie Daniels Band Kung Fu Fighting - Carl Douglas Like A Rolling Stone - Bob Dylan Don't Fear The Reaper - Blue Oyster Cult Heart Of Glass - Blondie War Pigs - Black Sabbath Iron Man - Black Sabbath Movin' Out (Anthony's Song) - Billy Joel Burnin' Sky - Bad Company Hold Your Head Up - Argent A Horse With No Name - America Ramblin Man - Allman Brothers Band Walk This Way - Aerosmith Dream On - Aerosmith Back In The Saddle - Aerosmith T.N.T. - ACDC Big Balls - ACDC Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap - ACDC 4.5 hours of music. On shuffle it is comparable to most Classic Rock radio stations, only no commercials and much better quality audio. (I'm using FLAC)

ThePirateBay is not accessible... 90% of the seeders and leechers on my torrents are using Chinese IPs... So much for censoring.

Pineapples.

Contemplating becoming very active on the forums again.

Link to one of the many articles covering the many issues with this election. Blocking inspectors from polling places, glitches in the computers, no training of the polling place personnel, having to cover partisan images after polling has started... (should've been covered in the first place) What's next, polling booths having one leg fall off if you vote for a particular candidate? What do you think?

Humans naturally form small hierarchical groups... (cliques, gangs, etc) The most natural form of governance is actually a form of hierarchy, similar to a dictatorship. (that's why it's so common to see in this world)

ATI cards really can't handle the physics used in real-time gaming, only Nvidia has decent GPU-based physics processing capabilities. (they actually have additional hardware functions that are designed for physics processing) By the way, something as low as a GT630 will max out Borderlands 2 with PhysX for about $65. (if you get the EVGA GDDR5 version, less without, more with 4GB GDDR3)

Actually, all the heat goes out the side, and I actually timed it going from 68c to 52c... Took all of 8 seconds! (most laptops take 30 sec to do that last time I checked) Now I'm just having troubles with the video card; memory overclocks, but the shader/core won't.

Just found this nice list of things that Obama and Romney support and oppose... And that's just the short list for religion only... Obama is very against all forms of freedom if you take a close look.

Yeah, I put Fedora 17 LXDE on it. (I was trying to get Fedora 17 Security Edition, but I don't have any CDs, and USB install doesn't want to work for some reason) Oh, and a couple days ago I found my thermal grease, so now my temps for my new laptop are 52c-68c. (I did a slight stress test to find out the high temps) Considering the processor and GPU are rated for 100c+, that's not bad is it?

If the software is no longer supported by the company that holds the copyright it is abandonware, and is legally shared in any form with anyone.

This just in, an new version of ACTA for the Canadians... CETA. https://www.eff.org/deeplinks/2012/10/ceta-replicates-acta

It's not just the gay marriage thing... Obama is forcing Catholic hospitals to perform abortions on the whim of the person showing up. (Obamacare) Yes, I said CATHOLIC hospitals. That's around half of the country's hospital system, which is CATHOLIC, and is entirely unfunded by the government. The government is forcing a violation of a religion, simply because they can and do provide medical care. Separation of church and state was meant to protect the church from the government, not the other way around. (look it up if you don't believe me)

But that would make all history previous to 21/12/2012 invalid. So?

Have I traveled 6 years back in time or this an advanced spambot with a fallacy? Exactly what I was thinking.