BTGBullseye

Agreed.

Yeah, definitely split the first sentence right before you start talking about Doom Guy's Mind. You also need to find a way to split up the first sentence of the second and third paragraphs, since they're either excessively long or multiple sentences that are connected with a comma. Here's a tip... Start saying the sentence aloud, and see if it would be the sort of sentence you'd hear in normal conversation. It it wouldn't, you should probly try to rewrite it. Content is good, but you definitely need to work a bit on the grammar and sentence structure. PS: If you can find a way to use a semicolon correctly in this, you'll blow your teacher's mind. (your teacher probly doesn't even know how to properly use a semicolon)

Unable to change avatar... Just gives a blank white screen when I try. Attempted using Waterfox 36.01, Firefox 37.0, and Chrome 41.0.2272.35 beta-m.

In reality, it's only reducing the risk of pregnancy to about 0.8%, and the risk of getting an STD when having unprotected sex is only in the 98% region. The STD reduction is only down to around 80% when using only a condom.

Monty Python AND the Three Stooges!!! (why did they never make a move of this?) Really, there is no way to choose. SMS or MMS?

My head throbbing in time to my headache.

Procrastinating, and feeling like my muscles are dying.

This is a dream I haven't had in a very long time... I had it recurring every few months from age 6 to age 12... Then once a year or so ago, I got it again, and finally understood it. Ok, so it starts off as a sort of rorschach image, or vertical music waveform, it is entirely black (background is black) and blue/white. (blue/white is the outside portion of the waveform) Then it fades to a sort of a flat plane under a sphere, (same colors) both have ripples, and both are simultaneously the same object, and also simultaneously a line. (that actual object is impossible to represent in 3 dimensional terms) The entire dream lasts about 3 minutes from beginning to end, and all except the last time I dreamed it, it caused me extreme anxiety. I figured out why it caused such anxiety when I heard a while back about a description of what a trans-dimensional object might look like. This object that I saw in a dream at age 6 is actually a 5th or 6th dimension object. I knew what it was and what it represented when I dreamed it last, and so had no anxiety at all, just excitement at the prospect of seeing such a cool object. I really want to have that dream again... Multi-dimensional objects are weird, and totally awesome.

Only if we can get a good colony on another planet up and running... I know of ways we can take over and make sure that corruption stays away.

I am an almost 28 year old virgin... I came to the conclusion very early on that I wanted to wait until marriage for sex for one very simple reason: It's infinitely more special your first time, than it is any subsequent time. You may have better sensations, or feelings with a later encounter, but you will always have a connection to that first time somewhere in your mind. As for legality of 'consensual': I think the way it's currently handled is moronic. Right now, even if it was completely consensual, the girl merely has to say it wasn't at a later date to get all the boy's money, and ruin his life forever. (yet another reason to wait until marriage for sex) Age limits: The ones currently in-place for the USA pretty much state that if one of the couple are under 18, and the other over, it's illegal. Any other age combinations are legal. This is stupid. It should really be any age with any age, only if between consenting adults. Of course I also think the definition for adult should be 16, unless shown to be incapable of making rational decisions. For sex in general: If you aren't married, you are more likely than not shooting yourself in the foot. It may feel good when you do it, but the risks and consequences are huge. Imagine finding out that the girl you just had sex with is suing you for rape, or the guy had some STD that wasn't showing. Concerning contraceptives: I personally feel they shouldn't be used. (it's just another way for people to try and avoid the consequences of their actions) However, on the technical side, STD transmission is not significantly affected by using a condom, as more than likely you are going to be touching in many other ways, and possibly transferring bodily fluids in other areas. STDs aren't transmitted solely through sexual contact. Also, pregnancies have been know to happen, despite the full gambit of contraceptives being used. (tubal ligation, contraceptive implant, diaphragm, spermicide, condom, etc.) In fact, I was born despite my mother's tubal ligation from 12 years prior. (the contraceptive did not fail either from what the doctors could tell) In short, stick to after marriage only if you want to be safe, and have it be special.

If I ever see one of those on a range, there WILL be a range 'accident' involving a round from one of my guns turning 90° and hitting the person who made that in the leg... Twice.

Interstate '76 and/or Vigilante 8.

What about Vigilante 8?

So what kind of food do you like, and what kind of food do your parents tend to get?

ASDF is not random! (it's just normal insane, like me)

Unfortunately, leading a revolution requires quite a bit more forethought, and a lot less emotional baggage. At this point there is very little that can be done to correct the horribly corrupt government that doesn't require changing over to a dictatorship, and having someone in power that can be trusted to relinquish control once the corruption is gone. I would volunteer for the job, but most people would construe it as a bid to rule the country. (and honestly, it'd be an incredibly boring and difficult job that I wouldn't want to be responsible for)

Unfortunately for me, completing an assignment several years in advance doesn't help. (I've done it many times)

Playing in the background of my mind...

This. So. Much. It's because 99% of us have come to the conclusion subconsciously that if we leave anything sitting around more than overnight, it either disappears, or is destroyed. Besides, it's a time honored tradition for smart people to cram at the last second.

Again, nothing in my clipboard.

Nothing in particular yet.

Nice sled.