BTGBullseye

I'd like 4000 tacos and a coke please...

Fixed, (don't put a space or move to another line between the URL and the img tags) and what a cute snake! Send a PM to the Admins.

Mine tend to be 1-2 years... Excluding AF and one other... (the other lasted 4)

Problem with it being serious, is that you'll probly only have 4 different people viewing it, and it won't be very popular. (and considering it being about WWI instead of WWII, it probly won't be too popular anyways)

Preparing to slice up some more custom MtG cards. I think I have enough to use them successfully in a mixed deck, but I'm not positive. I'll probly have to actually use them in a test game to see if they work well.

My last dream, somewhat similar in context to Wolfenstein The New Order, but not quite... Instead of it being 'historical', it was modern times. I wasn't a primary combatant, I wasn't frozen in my mind for years, and they weren't Nazis. Ok, so the dream begins as I wake up in a collapsed building (much concrete) and notice that it's collapsing at that moment. There is some random dude that appears to have been caring for me, who is gathering as many supplies as he can. I notice my gun in a makeshift holster with spare magazines next to the cot I'm laying on, so I grab it, grab some pants and a shirt from a pile of clothes, and start getting dressed. As I'm dressing, he looks over and is startled by the fact that not only am I conscious, but am calm, collected, and preparing for departure. We talk for a few moments while I dress, and I come to find out that some crazed super genius has used the world's drones, and many robots to effectively destroy most governments around the world, and I was apparently hit by some sort of experimental EMP weapon designed to kill people as well as computers. It had been almost 8 months since I was hit. It apparently also affected some memory, since I couldn't remember ever going to the city I was in. As we left the building, enemy troops and a single enemy robot, (two legged, 4x M2 machine guns for arms, about 16 feet tall) were passing by, so we took a back route between another destroyed building, and a still standing wall. (the passage was about 10 feet wide, and the wall about 14 foot tall, and 1 foot thick) Passing down that another enemy robot breaks through the wall less than 3 feet in front of me, and the guy that was with me retreated back to the building. (I was about 15 feet down the path, and he was just barely leaving the building) I drop and roll to be as close to the wall as possible, and as invisible as possible. As I'm looking up, this one dude that looks like Deathshead from TNO, except no scarring or wrinkles, is walking past with the patrol. He notices me, but not that I'm alive. As he mistakes me for being a part of the resistance, he leaves the robot and a half dozen troops as guards, "just in case the rebels come back", and then leaves with a half dozen troops. After a few minutes, the resistance does attack, drawing the troops out, but merely training the focus of the robot away from me. I use the distraction to get up, and inspect the rear of the robot. I notice it has a partially exposed wiring harness, which would still be immune to small arms fire, but which I can rip out by hand, so I do. The robot collapses, and a few seconds later the resistance team comes around the corner. They ask me where the guy that was caring for me went, and he comes out of the building, I tell them what happened. Turns out the dude that looked like the youthful Deathshead is the guy in charge, the one they are trying to kill. I point them in the direction he went, and told them I could get my caregiver to the nearest safe location, and that we didn't need an escort, as I still had my sidearm. They wish us luck as they take off after the enemy commander, and we start heading to a different safehouse about a mile away. Then I woke up. Which sucks, because it was making for an awesome story.

I’m Commander Shepard, and this is my favourite Ctrl+V thread in the Accursed Farms forum. (and who says you can't post a void?)

I wouldn't. That's just me. (and you do realize that after about a month, that replicator could make a Death Star, and then another, and another, etc. don't you?) If mental prowess was suddenly as revered as physical prowess currently is, and physical prowess as reviled as mental? (Ew, he's a jock, you don't want to go out with him... Oooh, look at that nerd, he's got straight A's, now that's a catch!)

2205 - A mass exodus to the nearest black hole for no apparent reason depletes the universe's supply of idiots, marketing departments everywhere mourn their passing.

As long as it was a cool theme, constantly enter and leave rooms. (I'm thinking the Trollololol song by Eduard Khil) If computers could only be accessed and controlled using console controllers?

Lazy... Since I did a Vblog, made a bunch of MtG cards, and did the dishes, I feel like my productivity for the day is spent.

You know, I think that might be why we're all part of this site, despite the slow updates from Ross...

Weird.

Banned for thinking he couldn't handle it all on his own.

I wouldn't care... Unless they were the metal ones, then I'd remove the plastic ones that are already there, and just leave the metal ones. (the metal ones block light better. If you could only write or say gibberish, and the gibberish pattern changed every few nanoseconds so it could never be translated?

2203 - The rep system starts working again without anyone fixing it. Aliens suspected...

Just say "I'll be back... Yippee ki yay motherfuckers... I’m Commander Shepard, and this is my favourite ass in this movie..." then take off your pants and do the pee-pee dance. If they don't kick you out of the movie immediately, it's probly going to be one you'll enjoy. The Monopoly money just got me laughed at, should I try Rail Baron money instead?

The UK isn't an exporting country. I mean, they have some, but it doesn't come anywhere close to what any of the leading export countries would call 'significant' when it comes to consumer goods. Would you sell both of your arms for a fully operational Star Trek industrial-grade replicator?

Tired.

*just restarted, so there's nothing in my clipboard*

That is one thing I always had going for me as a moderator, I never abused the power. (also the main reason why on the sites that have made me a mod or admin, I'm always the most liked)

None of the sites I have ever frequented would ever tolerate a mod that did that. The mod would end up demoted, and possibly banned. (and yes, I have seen that occur on a few sites I do or have frequented)

Blind people aren't staring at you, Blinky. You're just being paranoid.

It's on my phone, and other apps are more than capable of recording at 30FPS. Because variety is the spice of life. In what circumstances would you willingly murder someone?