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Jay Steinman

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  1. Kelly Bailey left Valve? Shit, I loved his music. I already knew about Jack Wall. But either way, the new guys they got seem to be very capable in their work.
  2. I agree. Marty O'Donnel is great. My favorite soundtracks would be ODST's and Halo 2's.
  3. This could prove useful.
  4. "Fuck me! Wait, no NOT LITERALLY!!!! GAAAAAAAAAAADanielsyou'resofiredAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!"
  5. One day God gazed upon the people of Earth who were starting to play Civilization while eating popcorn. He gleefully said "DELETE THIS THREAD!" and then suddenly they did died.Their ghosts yelled all night long and that noise brought forth the Klingon Empire."DAMMIT GODZILLA'S FINGERING US" shouted the anthropomorphic mole people who were furries, but had a huge party in the house of Machinima, when Ross Scott shouted out loud "LEAVE ME ALONE!" His arms waving and hit the "Self Destruct" button. All of Machinima exploded in a thermonuclear explosion. Meanwhile coke ran free through the river, causing everyone to screw burning Machinima, meanwhile in Canada a television manufacturer ruled by Osama's son, a young fire breathing boy, who farted loudly that blew his brain. Suddenly the followers of Gordon Freeman began to sang very stupid songs about whales. Angered, he yelled "I'm Ishmael bitch", so everyone in the 'verse before this one made prostheletyzing illegal. Tacoman came by and dropped a - I woke up! Right after the tornado hit Minnesota, God said he just can not live without doughnuts. Tacoman came by briefly and then all dougnuts begun raining down from a flotating pig made of bacon. Suddenly Tacoman said
  6. I know. I hope they have it on a disc.
  7. Against. Pretty much ignoring the single player angers me because I don't like playing Multiplayer because its mostly filled with angsty little kids who think that saying 'fuck' makes them adults. Plus, most people spend hours and hours on Multiplayer and have gotten good to the point where it's no fun because they keep killing you and you can't get much better (Call of Duty: Black Ops adressed this, but executed it poorly). Speaking of that, the automatically assume that you'll go online or do a system link, keeping people like me (who don't like the people online/don't have online) in the dark.
  8. One day God gazed upon the people of Earth who were starting to play Civilization while eating popcorn. He gleefully said "DELETE THIS THREAD!" and then suddenly they did died.Their ghosts yelled all night long and that noise brought forth the Klingon Empire."DAMMIT GODZILLA'S FINGERING US" shouted the anthropomorphic mole people who were furries, but had a huge party in the house of Machinima, when Ross Scott shouted out loud "LEAVE ME ALONE!" His arms waving and hit the "Self Destruct" button. All of Machinima exploded in a thermonuclear explosion. Meanwhile coke ran free through the river, causing everyone to screw burning Machinima, meanwhile in Canada a television manufacturer ruled by Osama's son, a young fire breathing boy, who farted loudly that blew his brain. Suddenly the followers of Gordon Freeman began to sang very stupid songs about whales. Angered, he yelled "I'm Ishmael bitch", so everyone in the 'verse before this one made prostheletyzing illegal. Tacoman came by and dropped a - I woke up!
  9. Speaking of DLC, is there a way to get it on the 360 without using LIVE? I can't really use it, but I do wanna play the DLC.
  10. I like the logo splat on wood.
  11. One day God gazed upon the people of Earth who were starting to play Civilization while eating popcorn. He gleefully said "DELETE THIS THREAD!" and then suddenly they did died.Their ghosts yelled all night long and that noise brought forth the Klingon Empire."DAMMIT GODZILLA'S FINGERING US" shouted the anthropomorphic mole people who were furries, but had a huge party in the house of Machinima, when Ross Scott shouted out loud "LEAVE ME ALONE!" His arms waving and hit the "Self Destruct" button. All of Machinima exploded in a thermonuclear explosion. Meanwhile coke ran free through the river, causing everyone to screw burning Machinima, meanwhile in Canada a television manufacturer ruled by Osama's son, a young fire breathing boy, who farted loudly that blew his brain. Suddenly the followers of Gordon Freeman began to sang very stupid songs about whales. Angered, he
  12. One day God gazed upon the people of Earth
  13. Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Lunch Lunch Walks In Why Can't This Be Lunch When It's Lunch All tracks by Van Halen
  14. Amazing film. That's all I have to say.
  15. They both remind me of myself: Mike is the intelligent, slightly pessemistic side, while Dave represents the strange half.
  16. Nice. One of the better ones I've seen. If you want to expand your viewings, try here: http://www.facepunch.com/forums/21-Comics Note, most comics in that section are funny, so you may not get the best comments.
  17. Hard Technology Rock. I love blasting it in my car.
  18. Maybe for episodes like The Tunnel, but for standard ones like Aliens and On a Rail, then order won't matter to me.
  19. What? You've never engaged in a threesome with your mother and father before? Shit, and you call me strange.
  20. I'd only eat it if I knew how old the bag was.
  21. Thank God I know where my fallout shelter is.
  22. The irrefutable evidence to the coming apocalypse: zombies.
  23. Nice. I gotta find that issue of Gameinformer.
  24. And the Star Trek category should be split into Star Trek Even numbered films and remake and Star Trek Odd numbered films sans remake. Those who chose odds should face the same consequences as Star Wars 1,2,3.
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