Pilotguy97

You know, your "sued by VALVe" joke almost cost you half of your below-average IQ fanbase. I checked Facepunch and someone actually started a thread mourning the loss of Accursed Farms, which was promptly locked and the creator was banned.

The boundary between an April fools joke and pure insanity is a thin one. I think you crossed over it, Ross..........several years ago.

Another cliffhanger. Guess we know what that means!

MEANWHILE AT MACHINIMA... Hehe, yeah. *Touches wood*

Maybe, if we're reeeeeelly patient, machinima will post The Tunnel! .................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................. F**k it, give me the pitchfork.

*Comes out holding a bloody skull* Ohh, we had another idea? EDIT:Just found some music to set the mood of our minds (because we're all thinking "Riot!" right now): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDDBEE9WLaY

It probably healed when the sniper tore the rest of it off. ...That is how you humans regenerate skin tissue, right?

Every minute Machinima does not have The Tunnel up, the tear on an orphan's face grows a millimeter longer. Please, don't lengthen the tear. Join the Pro-Tunnel foundation today. .......wait, what?

I think it's time we turned that progress chart into a giant smiley face eh?

I bet you feel a bit power-deprived eh? I'm also loving the look. So shiny!