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or the blood is mountain dew. Mountain Dew Ingredients: Carbonated water, high fructose corn syrup, concentrated orange juice, citric acid, natural flavor, sodium benzoate (preservative), caffeine, sodium citrate, erythorbic acid (preservative), gum arabic, calcium disodium EDTA (preservative), brominated vegetable oil, and Yellow 5. (I believe all the bolded ingredients are acids)

There are five houses in a row in different colors. In each house lives a person with a different nationality. The five owners drink a different drink, smoke a different brand of cigar and keep a different pet, one of which is a goldfish. The Brit lives in the red house. The Swede keeps dogs as pets. The Dane drinks tea. The green house is on the left of the white house. The green house owner drinks coffee. The person who smokes Pall Malls keeps birds. The owner of the yellow house smokes Dunhills. The man living in the house right in the center drinks milk. The man who smokes Blends lives next to the one who keeps cats. The Norwegian lives in the first house. The man who keeps horses lives next to the one who smokes Dunhills. The owner who smokes Bluemasters drinks beer. The German smokes Princes. The Norwegian lives next to the blue house. The man who smokes Blends has a neighbor who drinks water. Which owns the goldfish? (No sneaky looking up the answer on the Internet!)

"Hey, he fixed it! That Bubs is a computer genius man. Let's do a dance for the computer genius man. *does a dance* Thanks, Bubs! How did you get rid of the--wait. Why do you have a shotgun? What did you do?! WHERE'S MY COMPY?!" "It's in a better place, Strong Bad. Or rather, it's in the same place, but now it's got a big hole through it."

The only other thing that could be done, and I don't think that regular mods would have that capability, is to turn on some sort of CAPTCHA or other registration device so that spambots can't automatically register and post.

I suggested actually having a door leading to a catwalk that leads to the button to start the fan, but, because of the Resonance Cascade, the door would be destroyed or otherwise blocked off so the player can't get through it and is forced to go through the turning fan blades. They either didn't see my suggestion or didn't implement it.

Linda from "Rio". She's just so adorkable!

Dunno if I posted this before, but I think it's okay to post again if I have: YLO7tCdBVrA Brings a tear of joy to my eye. Many tears, sometimes.

With onions. Yes.

∞/10 Red head, pale skin....horns? What's not to love?! Now, if she only had a face full of freckles... ;D

Banned for not rating the avatar of the person above you in that thread so I can rate your avatar.

...isn't that "Freddy Got Fingered"? If you meant that, here's what it's about: David Zimmerman and his rival, Frederick "Freddy" Wurlitzer compete to create a computer protocol to gather more information on a user. Zimmerman ends up writing the more successful protocol known as finger and, Wurlitzer is the first to get "fingered". (If you really meant "Johnny", just change Wurlitzer's first name to Jonathan.) Nightmare Before Christmas

I am not at all experienced in any of those programs or filetypes, sadly. But I just wanted to mention that the topic here made the Carly Rae Jepsen song play in my head. And I hate you for that, Ross.

Isn't being slapped evidence that you are acting right?

A low-budget pornographic rip-off of Kevin Costner's "The Postman", in post-apocalyptica, a man strives to deliver the letters in a postal bag he found, all addressed to VERY grateful women in their twenties, early-thirties. Puss in Boots

Jonah Hill plays a mute in this dramedy that tries to be Oscar material but gets a lot of eye-rolls from critics and consumers alike. The Goonies

A spinoff of the Chronicles of Narnia movies. The son of Lucy Pevensie, affected by the stories her mother told while he was a child, begins to evangelize about Aslan on Earth, creating a new religion and attracting the ire of other Earth religions. The notion to do so came to him in a dream where Aslan repeated the same thing, over and over again, to him: "2.22". Logan's Run

A documentary about the Enola Gay and its usage over Japan. (I...um...don't know what "Here Comes the Boom" actually is....for sure. Is it that new Kevin James flick with the teacher that becomes a wrestler...?) Pulp Fiction

Banned because....because....I can't think of a reason to ban you and miss your great choice of avatars.

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You could be right.

A documentary on Dutch Elm Disease. Friday the 13th

I'm reminded of a Mythbusters episode where they investigated the Can't Fold More Than X Times claim and they found a material you could fold more than 7 times. It was an ultrathin fabric that was the size of a large aircraft hangar. They got to, I believe, 9 folds before they couldn't fold it anymore. And, like Mr. Shinyobject alluded to, the hangar-size piece of fabric got down to about the width of a standard human being and just about half as tall before they couldn't fold it anymore. And that was less than 10 folds. So, 50 folds...

My mind can't get passed the concept of folding a piece of paper 50 times. If they're folds where the paper is folded in half, you can't get above 7 very easily and 50 is just right out (due to the exponential growing in thickness--fold once = 2 sheet thickness, fold twice = 4 sheet thickness, then 8 sheet, then 16 sheet, then 32 sheet, then 64 sheet, then 128 sheet...after that, you're just screwed); so unless the folds are not even... But that's not important.