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I would but my next door neighbor has decided to play his stereo at unbelievably loud levels, rattling the walls in my apartment. I'm finding myself thinking to myself, "Turn down the music, you freaking basshead! Good lord, it sounds like a strip club in here!"

If you play Half-Life 1 backwards (yeah, I'm stretching it, but it's my thread, I do what I want!), it's a game where you are recruited by a strange man in a suit to bring a giant alien back to life so that you can get magical guns and a crowbar that can bring the dead back to life including aliens, whom you helpfully return electrical power to, and are transported to Earth to resurrect more aliens and then even humans so that they can bring scientists back to life with their magical guns. Eventually, after discarding the weapons one by one, you end up in a trash compactor where you doze off and wake up to more humans and aliens to save and, helpfully, your full cache of magical weapons again. Then you discard these too, including the lifesaving crowbar, and you reach the test chamber and pull the cart out of the analysis port, sending all the aliens back home and the Earth is now at peace from interstellar and probably interdimensional war.

If you're referring to the room with all those laser tripwire bombs and that large missile where breaking any tripwire leads to death... In the latest episode, Freeman was climbing the cliffs and he entered the pipe to re-enter the facility. From there, that empties into that courtyard area ambush with the many HECU and the tank. After opening the door, that leads to the road that goes to another tank. Through a set of two rolling garage-type doors, that leads into the area with the landmines around the building that contains the laser-tripwire room. Once navigating around that building (dodging or killing the snipers camping the surrounding walls) to the toppled electrical tower, he can then climb to the rooftop and drop down to the scientist that warns Freeman about the room. And, then it begins. And then....the hivehand.

They may take our lives, but they'll never take....our Freeman's Mind! ...wait, that didn't turn out too well for Wallace in the movie. Ummmmm, anyway, best of luck in your future endeavors! And I hope the new broadcaster site will provide to you the necessary monies so you don't have to go to Harold Parker State Forest to dig up that $10,000 in gold that Freeman's got buried there and then move to India. I mean, he's saving it for an exit strategy if he's caught embezzling.

Banned for your sig. Because:

"No, Zubat. You stay right where you are. Yes...."

Freeman has already "died" .

10/10 for the FM quote.

The machines are taking over!

Then how did they create the demotivational?

Inspired from one of BTG's signatures, here is the "If You Watch X Backwards" thread. For this thread, you describe a movie's plot in reverse. I'll begin. If you watch all of Star Wars backwards, it's the story of a boy who brings his father back to life from a fire, only to have his father do the ultimate act of evil by catching an insane emperor that was falling up from a shaft, then tries to atone for that act by bringing people back to life with a magic sword made of light and grasping the air near them, and eventually finds redemption when he saves the life of his wife and an entire village of Sand People.

An iOS game for when you have too much money: vtHgTOjSyWE

Myself, I watch all of Doug's stuff (Ask ThatGuy, Video Game Confessionals, Bum Reviews, etc), Lindsey's stuff (when she's not doing that 50 Shades stuff), Film Brain, Brad Jones, and Obscurus Lupa. But I don't think that Ross is going to be going directly into TGWTG if he does move. I heard he'd go over to the video game section: Blistered Thumbs with Angry Joe and Video Games Awesome (both of which I watch on occasion). Plus, I think most of Ross's fanbase will switch over to wherever he goes.

My sig comes from LEGO City Undercover, the speaker is Frank Honey, a new police officer (and whom I'm currently sporting in my avatar). When you (seasoned cop Chase McCain) enter the police station for the first time since being sent away for "unknown reasons", Frank is attempting to fix the main computer (which he calls the "main compuper") in the lobby by whacking it over and over again with a hammer. When you approach, the computer suddenly blows up and you have to put it back together in typical LEGO style. Frank Honey: "Hey there, this is our main compuper! ...it doesn't usually smoke like this." Officer: "It got hacked into this morning. It shut down the elevator and it only blew up when Frank tried repairing it." Frank: "With a hammer!" When the titles are fixed, I plan on adding "Fixing Your Compupers" as my title. Anyway, back to the topic. 8/10. I like when cutesy cuddly things threaten you with bodily harm.

Attempt at Harlem Shake goes terribly wrong in Germany: Gx0GxIdB-Xw

How about a baby sugar glider?

Technically speaking, the correct spelling is "thatguywiththeglasses". His name is Doug Walker and he goes by that name and by his characters' names (Nostalgia Critic, Chester A. Bum, etc). Easier to type Doug Walker, though. Doug along with his brother Rob are responsible, in part, for the website.

No, I'm not related to the Horses of a Different Color that appear in the Wizard of Oz movie, why do you ask?

Banned for breaking a trend.

Temporarily, you might be able to apply for temporary jobs doing oustandingly amazing things like filing.

The titles are missing so the first part is missing.

3.1415/9265

How about a Half-Life related one? Your mama's so ugly, even Mr. Friendly's all like, "....damn."