danielsangeo

It reminds me of that dream I have where I'm strapped to a gurney watching _____________ with flashing lights on either side of me. Then I realize: I'm in Hell!

I deadlights captured thee afore you could _______ _________.

Eat me.

That actually wouldn't be so bad. You wake up to a world without games, so you can invent the first game and become a Brazillionaire!

Just pretend they do. That's what I do.

Ah. The _____ of the house. Try some of our product.

I would think that ________ are the one thing you __________ might understand something about.

CALL ME _________, BITCH!

9.5/10 - The LEGO Movie I only docked it 0.5 for the following (part of the ending in the spoiler tag):

Banned for possibly thinking it's NOT.

"If you wave your arms like this and make this face--AAAAAAAAA--you'll feel like you're a roller coaster!"

Sssssbssssssbssssssbsssss.

What would you do with a brain if you had one? Eat it!

I'm thinking that he'll be forced into the portal. He'll be standing on the bridge to the portal and then agrunts will start teleporting in and he starts backing up to fire at them, his back to the portal. As more agrunts teleport in, he's backs up more and falls into the portal.

Banned for not knowing about either the Navi or Aang.

Valve hires M. Night Shyamalan to write the plot of Half-Life 3 and FakeFactory to do the character models. Uwe Boll is recruited to make the official Half-Life movie.

Banned for talking about avatars without mentioning either the Navi or Aang.

These things are evil. I can't stop eating them once I start!

There's nothing to understand. Jes hang loose, blood.

Banned for not changing your avatar in forever.

Here's a possibly obscure game that is probably the oddest thing I've ever played and wonder if Ross has ever tried it out. Dementia: Armed and Delirious. It's a point-and-click adventure game in which you are a grandmother that has possibly gone insane. Her family has been kidnapped by a giant space rabbit and it's up to Granny and her "bra-ventory" (she holds the items in her bra) to get her family back. She travels to six different worlds with the help of her outer-space traveling flying washing machine/hair machine. Yeah. It has to be seen to be believed.

(I... er... haven't seen any posts from you on my Steam.)

No, Buddy. My #1 fan is beside my bed.

Valve goes the way of Irrational Games, shuts down Steam and becomes a distributor of game apps for iOS only.