danielsangeo

Granted, but it now makes Superman 64 look like a good game. I wish I had some Band-aids in the house (stubbed my toe this morning on a cabinet).

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Granted, but Valve announces that it's dropping the Half-Life franchise in favor of a card-battle/escort mission game based on Internet memes. The player stars as Dolan Duck in the first game. I wish I didn't have dry skin on my elbows.

(Haha, when I get into a groove, I can get above 88WPM. Are you referencing Back to the Future? But I digress, back on topic...) KAAAANNNNEEEEEDAAAAAA!!!! Oh wait, wrong anime.

Granted, but iPods don't work underwater (as you're still a sea sponge). I wish I could speak to non-human animals.

Theoretically, my eyes are just painted onto my skin.

Banned for grammar and spelling errors in your sig.

Banned for not being Mark.

Granted, but now you're a sea sponge. I wish I didn't have insomnia.

Interesting. Thanks for that insider look.

Maybe Otto does it so well that I don't notice, but what kind of sound effects are added? From what I can tell, the only sound effects are those in the Half-Life game itself.

I wonder what goes into sound editing. I've never done it before and I don't know what's involved so I'd love to see the behind-the-scenes on that front.

Granted, but the computer can only have 640 bytes of ROM; you have to load all your programs via 8" floppies because there's no hard drive. I wish walking people at stores, malls and other similar locations would follow the rules of the road; so, if you drive on the right side the road, you hug the right side of the hall/thoroughfare so that you don't block the flow of traffic.

Time travel isn't about why, it's about why not? You ask: Why is time travel so dangerous? I say: Why not marry safe time travel if you love it so much? In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because YOU ARE FIRED!

Banned for not providing me with a safe word.

BUT WHICH ARE YOU? Neither. I haven't watched the show so I'm not going to go one way or another. But Twilight Sparkle is banned for resting on their laurels.

You must be jealous.

I'd tell you what I thought of you, but...well....this being a family forum, I can't say it!

George Kellerman (Jack Lemmon), Out of Towners: "And you're not getting away with anything! I've got all your names and pants!" "Oh, please, please, if there's any justice, let Murray get mugged by the man who took my pants!" George: "We can still think. As long as we got our pants, we can think." Gwen: "Oh, they'll get that, too, George. You'll see."

If Real Life was like Star Trek: TNG, I'd spend all my time on the holodeck.

Banned because you have an MLP avatar, just like everyone else with MLP avatars. Because, evidently, it's hip to either love MLP or hate it. And I like to be hip.

Though, by then, Half Life 2:Episode 3 and Half Life 3 will be out.

I can't help but think it might be better if there were a transparent background....but then I think that might not look as good and I get confused. So, until I figure it out, 8/10.

Just a quick reference might be good. An off-hand comment, "Where's my towel?"

"You know what I'm Saiyan? ...get it? Because I'm on that show with the....yeah...."