The Scoutman

to nominate a GMOD machinima i would say Heavy's birthday...even if it is a poop.Yeah,we lack decent GMOD machinimas that arent poop. part 1: part 2:

If im not wrong,i believe there are some explosions on the dam,Ross can pretend Freeman jumping on the water was the only way to avoid certain death,then Freeman would run like hell from the Itchyosaur,climb that place(?)with the buttons,kill the itchyosaur and when trying to climb the dam, getting sucked inside the dam (i think the only reason why you just dont jump to the right path at once ,ingame, it is because you need to release the water,otherwise you die) and then moving on

I hate evolutionism...

Chemistry 101: HL + Portal ----> TOTAL MINDFUCK

A rather old intro:Megaman X5 intro,good music and the intro shows the game will be all about Zero,and when a megaman X game is about Zero it cant fail (X4 had two storys and i blame the american voice actors for making Zero sound stupid,X7 was about Axl,not Zero; about X6 a lot of people got mad at the story for ruining X5 epic end ,but, the gameplay is excellent and even if you dont unlock Zero you can see that almost everything is about him) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQeg8D6lFEI&feature=related

I remember it took me a while to realise i had to get out of the vent and then shoot the bastards (i thought there was a spawn there)

It isnt all about nostalgia,for instance,i played some SNES games for the first time when i was 12 and i still think they are amazing.Most of the good games that i know are either old or made by veteran developers.

Another one,when Freeman gets the long jump...thing. "WHAT? THAT WOULD HAVE HELEPED A LOT ON THE HUNDREDS OF PITS THAT I FACED,WHY ISNT THIS STANDARD EQUIPMENT FOR THE SUIT? GODDANMIT,WITH THIS THING I COULD HAVE JUMPED MY WAY OUT OF HERE LONG AGO"

Thats an awesome line but the scientists tell Freeman that they are going to teleport him to Xen,so either Ross will have to change the dialogue (like they did on Barney's mind)or he will have to wrongly believe the scientists are actually going to teleport him home,or Freeman will refuse the mission but when he gets in the teleport chamber and see that there is no way out and gets overwhelmed with flying aliens then he will have no choice but jumping inside the portal...SO MANY POSSIBILITIES

nine days? There still time...who knows,VALVe might surprise us with a new video...

I havent played metro 2033 but unless its crawling with monsters that are 1-hit kill, lots of deadly and unpredictable traps and the checkpoint are hard to reach then i guess it wont be a big problem I hate unpredictable traps.

You got a cake;but it is a lie,just like kill assist on CSS

sry my comment made no sense i figured out he was talking about episode 3 my bad so i erased my comment

I hope it will take 5 hours to a speed runer to beat it.

Usually people try to make epic usernames,i was lacking creativity when i created this account (there wasnt no forum on that time and i through the username wouldnt matter at all),so i basically used what most likely someone would answer if i asked for a username.I use different usernames on every site i go so i wouldnt count on finding me with this username somewhere else.(of course i would most likely use this nickname if accursed farms had an official server on some game since it would be easier to recognize me). BTW on my country its "calendario".

I dont know if it is that wrong,as you can see,the difference between HL1 storyline/background and HL2 storyline/background is huge,THE WHOLE WORLD CHANGED,its obvious that the next HL game will be an immediate sequel to HL2:E2 ending,so if they are going to name it properly, based on storyline/scenario, they most likely will have to name it Episode 3

quiet grave is no longer a moderator?

hard,the best ping i ever got from a server that isnt from south-america was 150

You could try Kingdom Hearts I and II,they are both action based rpg that mix Final Fantasy characters with disney characters (wtf?) and it actually works (WTF???!!!),i know it have all that childish stuff disney have but it also have some deeper stuff (so many subliminal messages ) ,the gameplay is decent,you have the regular attack combos but you can combine them with magic attacks and special attacks,the story isnt bad,the voice actors' voices are quite remarkable (they changed the voice actors between the games but both are good),it doesnt have very realistic graphics because a realistic goofy would look even more...goofy but in a weird way.

How dare you insult Freeman,everybody knows his first name is Flash... i know it is a terriblr joke....im ashamed

I still LOL when watching some speed runs,beating ravenholm in 15 seconds,knifing luis on resident evil 4 so he stop delaying the zombies allowing you to just blow them all with grenades,somehow being able to kill koopas from beneath on SMB...

Steam controls Soviet Russia, that actually explains a lot

Anime is the animation,i think you are talking about Manga,the "comic".

i dont have a problem with steam...STEAM HAVE A PROBLEM WITH ME XD jk actually about your problem,most likely steam have a pre-set ammount of sells before shutting their own servers to prevent you from enjoying the promotion...EVIL

I tried making a poll but it wouldn't let me include every weapon from HL2. Said it was too many options. So instead I thought I'd just make it a general topic. It have a 10 options limit