The Scoutman

WHY YOU NO TRADE ME? Y U NO ASK ME TO TRADE? because you didnt belong to my friend list, but i just added you to my friend list,my username is "The Scoutman" hBQfQClerCI

WHY YOU NO TRADE ME?

thats suicide, its just like playing real Russian Roulette all by yourself, YOU CANT WIN, now, if it was a online, turn based game it would be really dramatic. Delete some random file = you can still win Delete some important windows file = your computer crashes, you get disconnected from the game, lose the game, and fuck up your computer....way to go dumbass but nah, i dont have either the balls or the lack of brains to do this insanity

sticky jumper + rocket jumper + the GODDAMN machina = 3 bucks gotta resist the temptation of spending money with in-game features...

did you try to enter it?

Valve just updated tf2 and patched stuff... YOU WILL BE MISSED FLYING DEMOMAN AgX3h0ivUkw

so Jek Jek, you want my demoman token?

Banned because your avatar is trying to bite me....SHIT, this hurts. I-IM FEELING KINDA WEIRD...MY HEAD!!!! ARGH....*groans* NEEEED PONY BRAINZZZZZZ

One word, exploits. The console versions never got patched so the old gravelpit and 2fort under the map glitches still work. building teleporters out of the map, sky sentries, setup gate kills glitch. the good'ol days

I have never tried competitive tf2, mostly due to the high ping i usually get and how it screws my skills, no matter how high is my ping i think i wont lag on a excellent server with a small population, still, to help the odds a southeastern USA server would be the best american server for me, Europe is just on the other side of the world

Im selling a stout shako... bIg3rygMAuk im trading it for a machina + random stuff (like tags, a few weapons or some reclaimed metal) i have a demo token and i dont think i will use it

FO6qKq6pfco anyway...thats an awesome set you got there

BTG and his balls Dont forget he was also the ONLY guy who could use the roll the dice mod

Memories...Wizpig, how many hours i wasted to beat you on the kart vs giant pig foot race? just to unlock the secret world and find out our last race would be way easier...that, that was a dissapointment still a great racing it just wasnt as multiplayer friendly as Mario Kart. My first game ever was... OH YEAH i think Luis and me are from the same generation

Someone gotta make a mod like this: _p5nlXPFFhI it would be frickin awesome

True, but you can still get how annoying stickys can be for a while

Problem, wanka? but i only did it once Spawn camping doesn't really work that well in tf2. Not when you can simply run 5 feet back to the re-supply locker and get full health/ammo but the spawn camper has to go quite the distance to get even partial health. Unless of course the whole enemy team has pushed the attackers into their spawn, but at that point the teams are usually so unbalanced that a scramble is in order. still... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPJ3qbpUgF4

Problem, wanka? but i only did it once

You didn't win, you and someone else won vs me alone on a CTF map. There is no physical way to win when you're the only one on the team. Ok, so I've added a couple mods to the server now. !rtv and !nextmap now work. The spawn ammo/health cabinets now overheal you to 200% health. Spies now gain cloak time from health packs and friendly/enemy healing. People carrying the intel in CTF maps now glow through walls, making them easy to track. If you get First Blood, you now are able to get a random enhancement. (list of enhancements and duration below) I am contemplating enabling a mod that punishes snipers for not getting headshots. I don't think I'll do it though. I am able to set people's ammo levels manually, but it goes away every time you die. I will make a script for the extra ammo for each of the admins, if they want them. First Blood Enhancements list: Crits - 10 second duration Godmode - 10 second duration Incendiary Ammo - 120 second duration Health Boost - Adds 500 to your health Invisibility - 20 second duration Sentry - 120 second duration Vampire - Leech 10HP per hit, 120 second duration "someone else" That would be me but i was just being a spycrab for some time. Then i got demo and had some fun with the sticky gun, anyway, i really want to go 1 vs 1 scout battle against Rarity because we had some darn balanced scattergun duels .

It could have been worse...you could have atomized yourself

All in a day's work. I've always wanted to paint my Mann Co. Cap green to look like carnage, one of the best Scouts in the world. I had green paint but used it on the defiant spartan so the soldier would look like a punk. derp. I also had a description tag but used it on my sandvich to make some Gabe Newell joke. DERP.

You must remember the scout is a team player, probably the best team player of the team (i wonder who will be the first to get this reference), he can capture points twice as fast, move way faster and now triple jump; he is priceless in most games. And if you think the scout cant score kills just try to flank the enemy team, if they dont see you coming they are as good as dead, also go to the next tf2 meetup and ask alphabetagamma to play with the scout and watch the infinite damage a Force-a-nature scout can do on a server with a small population

Granted, but you will cause a time paradox. I wish more ways of making fun of "G.A.B.E.N"

So....who's on top?