The Scoutman

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Banned because you should know better...

Granted, now you have the marvelous company of yourself I wish for corrupted wishes

Banned because im a heartless But that doesnt mean im not sorry

Triple posting, i know its kinda forbidden but i dont see the point of merging 3 comments who have nearly nothing to do with eachother into one gigantic post. So, i just heard of this machinma contest by valve,IGN and dark horse: http://www.darkhorse.com/Blog/663/valve-ign-and-dark-horse-present-machinima-contest The prizes seem to be great for someone who is a big fan of valve comics, a shame i dont think Ross is going to participate (Only 2 more days to enter the contest). Besides, i think i just found my favorite for this contest xOPhNMl-4TQ

Banned for trying to fix her low self-esteem

Double post i know, dont complain about it. *Left 4 Dead 1 is released* Average player: What a great game, totally worth my money *1 year later Left 4 Dead 2 is released* L4D1 fanboy: What?! You guys want me to pay for a "new" L4D game that is pretty much the same thing? I dont need this, we, L4D1 players, still gonna be the only ones with the awesome survivors from L4D1 *The Sacrifice DLC is released* Left 4 Dead 1 hardcore fanboy: ಠ_ಠ At least we still the only ones with the awesome classic maps *All L4D1 classic maps are released for L4D2* Stubborn hardcore fanboy who refuses to buy L4D2:......Anyone in the mood for some crash course? No?

Granted, but did you know Chuck Norris wins fights before they even start? I wish for a wish-time paradox

Banned because i choose Gardevoir, Gardevoir uses sweet scent, its super effective, Obsidian and Hypster have been transformed into furries

Granted, you get teleprted to soviet russia, a beautiful place where you dont have to worry about gators shooting bees at you, but you have to deal with bees armed with gator-launchers on a daily basis I wish for peace on the midearth

Banned for playing more than one forum game at once

Granted, but they cant grant no wishes to you I wish for a magic lamp

Banned because if you see a ninja: get ready to die If you dont see a ninja: Get ready to die anyway

Granted, now you have Freddy Krueger to warm you up with his blood stained claws Wish for someone to put a smile on my face

Banned because im gonna make a girl out of you

Banned because you have lied about your location, you have reached insanity

Granted, now you make fun of everyone else and get thrown into a pit for it, Matt will give the news of your death. Wish i could fly

YOU ARE TEARING ME APART ALYXX

Banned because the less you know about people on the internet the better...

Banned because your vision is not augmented

Banned for not suggesting a hammer instead of a stick

girls have a penis and boys a vagina amidoinitrite?

Banned because your trying to start a sing-along ban rampage that you suggested few posts before and we ignored it because Hyperlinks are a far more interesting subject, but still Is good to see you buddy, how've you been?

Be-Bop son, Be-bop

im okay with Sublime being the scout but that would make the pyro...hardly one of my decent classes