The Scoutman

Banned because there you go again

Stop making people hate math Eedo

There is, but this one is specifically for the prizes of the great gift pile. Therefore its no duplicate.

win eyebrows are only useful for sex faces Hk2e_LyrIxw AND YOU KNOW IT

By now the dead ringer is so OP, the spy is nearly indestructable when using it, unless playing pyro i dont even bother trying to chase invisble dead ringer spies. A quick patch would be to just reduce its godlike damage resistance to only 3 seconds or something like that.

Ladies and Gentlemen, behold, the worst FPS ever made 0RiE9ABuJGI

Banned for giving GMod to Bill, I KNOW EVERYTHING

Banned because spoilers enhance my racing performance

The game will actually reward you for that, i cant remember a downside for choosing a female character right now but i know only female characters are allowed inside the inner sanctum of a temple in the city of Markarth. Unless you are playing on the master difficulty, out of potions, low level, without a good place to use as cover against the dragon, short on arrows, dont have restoration perks and have no support; Dragons will always be a pleasent surprise since you will need their souls to get more powerful shouts and their bones and scales are a good source of gold at the beggining of the game, but if you want to avoid them for any reason whatsoever, here goes a few tips: 1 Explore the world before going on with the main quest, it will force you to fight dragons eventually. 2 Some Dragons wont be randomly flying around, they will be nesting a word of power sometimes, to avoid stumbling on them just keep an eye on your compass (at the top of the screen) for dragon heads. 3 When you see a flying dragon, unless he already targeted you due to some kind of provocation or because you were the only creature close to him, you can usually just walk away, and eventually he will fly away. I picked a male argonian because orcs are ugly, elfs scare me, khajits are too furry and humans are mainstream.

^The reason i mainly play scout. With the ammount of pyros i have been seeing lately i guess i will have to sacrifice my high mobility pack (Bonk! and the atomizer) for the healthy pack (mad milk and the candy cane)

79. You fix other people reasons on this topic even without having modlike powers

Well, i abused the forums engine to place one of the oldest news in the "general news" section on top again, apparently that got people confused and Nagisa had to fix it, also, this prank consumed my last "skip jail" card and i better lay low for a while ;P Worth The Weight

Banned because all i get is coal

I can hear it on my mind. You are credit to rapping community .

Ripping off Half-Life: Decay's extra story? Shame on you Huh!? I believe I played the Decay mod based on the PS2 version a while back, and from what I've read there is a bonus co-op mission where you play as two vortigaunts, but aside from that from what I can tell the similarity ends there (although I may try to find some video to double check that). I really think you should actually read or even play the mod you're talking about before making the frankly ridiculous generalisation that because you're playing as a Vortigaunt it's 'ripping off' the other game. Good grief! EDIT: I've just watched part of a video on the Vortigaunt part of Decay, and I stand by my assertion that Point of View is completely different barring the fact that you play as a vortigaunt. jeez, take it easy, i know the vortigaunt thing is just a bonus mission, i was just joking that the creator of the Point of View mod may have had some "inspiration" due to this bonus mission of HL: Decay, thats all

Banned because i dont know what are you talking about, but- ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US

Ripping off Half-Life: Decay's extra story? Shame on you I really recommend to get the mod that replicates the ps2 only Gearbox release known as Half-Life: Decay. http://decay.half-lifecreations.com/?content=files&sub=decay

77. You use photoshop to create "Jesus Scott"

Say whaaaaaaaaaaaat?

True ^ But we can dream cant we?

Banned because the huntsman is good choice for taunt-only combat (and you know it )

i have trained myself to be able to destroy all sorts of sentries as a scout, quickly dealing with low health sentries when i should, baiting engineers away from their nest when i could, using bonk to explode the engineer with his sentry when i had to. And on that window of time that lasts 20-30 seconds where no engineer is around to bother me, i find Nirvana, as i easily destroy the monsters also known as sentry guns with my tiny little scattergun. But then, something happened, something so unholy and so evil that even the darkest minds rather not talk about... YOU ARE TEARING ME APART INSTA-SPAWN 32 PLAYERS SIZED SERVERS

I want 400000 dollars....

Today i was playing some Dead Center versus and i swear to god, it must be the year of the tank, just take a look at what happened in ONE match. Dead Center 1 Hotel: Insta-Tank, before we can do anything. Dead Center 2 City: Tank at the exact moment we opened the store (where you get the cola), tank + endless horde + cars = rape Dead Center 3 Mall: A tank right after we turned off the alarm, we were only 3 and all low health -___- By now my team was laughing at the fact we would get a tank in every level (since 99% of the time you get a tank at the finale, unless you make an absurd rush and get all the 13 gas cans super fast) Dead Center Finale: Insta-Tank right at the beggining, before the elevator. After killing it we were able to get 8 gas cans and win the game before diying to the finale tank. In every level what causd ours death were those god damn tanks

Banned because surprise sex changes only after the new year starts