The Scoutman

I guess its kinda hard to type when you are in chains...upside down...in an awkward position...anyway, thats what i remember from when i visited Alyxx a few weeks ago, that and the wine with the weirdest taste i have ever tasted.

SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ NOPE

Now i feel like creating a female character and see if i can marry a bum.

MONEY (and terraria, you kick ass J.C)

Hey future me, just a quick remind, dont forget that just nukes will not be enough to destroy all civilization, its also a good idea to have some robots (like the hunter from HL2:E3) to hunt any survivors, maybe even place some device to check the level of radiation on the surface inside them, in case i get my math wrong and release my new utopic society into a radioactive surface 1 or 2 generations too soon.

...just another parasite...

Then you will never be a man: 7nfwpX44b38

Banned because J.C is the freaking Santa Claus of the Accursed Farms. (thanks for the gift J.C, i will check it out tomorrow)

Banned because there is no spoon.

It wasn't official, don't worry about it. Thanks God, i hate myself for never logging into cave johnson account at that old aperture science website

seems like the site content has been erased...

Hammering the keyboard against my head: hyujnuhjyjuhynjnhyjukmm Hammering the keyboard against my head while holding shift: HYUJNUHJYJUHYNJNHYJUKMM I FOUND OUT THE FUNCTION OF THE SHIFT KEY, IM SO SMART

Banned because i thought the joke that was supposed to be on pinkie backfired and then was on bill, but then i took an arrow to the knee i realized this was a setup and the joke was on us

Banned, I AM JOHN ROMERO

Banned because with a smile, always with a smile

I AM JOHN ROMERO

Banned because Dr. Freeman said so

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Wheatley laboratories is not a real laboratory! You're just boxes...with legs!!!!!

F2W9kWdANoA What?

Bromance?

^ thats the joke BAH DUM TSH

Banned because im a force-a-nature

Banned because sandvich makes you fat, next time eat a salad.

Well back then there was only CP and no FM. Well ya but it's civil protection that's alot of work not so much FM, I think it's just cause back when he first started he hadn't even graduated yet, as you get older you get more responsibilities which take up your time He also didnt have a such a big load of fans, i guess he have to keep a "professional" look now