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Stereotypes, huh? Well, you know us southerners just love our guns. You judge us, but shooting old toilet seats is actually REALLY fun.

I know you know, but did you know that knowing doesn't stop people that know you know from acting like they didn't know that you know?

I can, however, see this version of Gordon having an alien leap ass-first onto his arm and flipping a shit about it until he realizes it's a weapon that can shoot around corners and has infinite ammo.

I'll burn your house down. WITH THE MELONS. It's "Lemons". But in the end, aren't lemons just dyslexic melons?

The sniper is not going to make a building using a gun either.

Did they use a Long Land Pattern Brown Bess Flintlock Musket? They're not gonna use a flintlock musket for that! Why the hell would you use a gun to make a building?

Where? ARE YOU ALL HIGH! CAN YOU HEAR THE SOUND OF MY VOICE! IF YOU CAN SOMETHING IS DEEPLY WRONG WITH YOU. ARE YOU GETTING AGITATED BY ALL CAPS AN USAGE OF EXCLAMATION POINTS AS QUESTION MARKS! Seriously though, did the picture change or am I missing something? or is my computer being retarded? EDIT: I'm gonna leave that up there for the hell of it, but I see the monster now. My computer was being retarded. But yeah, you can disregard all that.

I'm a sweaty cutie that likes to have fun who ate Santa Clause because I got dared. He tasted like hush-puppies and peppermint.

Poor Peters...You lost your life to save those scien- Wait... YOU CAN JUST DUCK UNDER THIS! You dumbass! You deserved the fate you got... This is a piss-poor design though... This is just another example of management at Black Mesa thinking everything is run by midgets.

I didn't. You just forgot the guy sent in to turn it on to begin with is Peters. http://half-life.wikia.com/wiki/Peter But yeah, Freeman will have lot's of bitching to do about that.

The important thing is we're getting close to "Questionable Ethics" Aliens in cages, alien grunts, bizarre weaponry, and the unfortunate Peters.

You're thinking like a human being that uses doors. You need to think more like a squirrel that has anger problems.

Any speculation on what will happen? You know, aside from Freeman pointing out that it's a walking testicle?

I could see him doing that.

Video up before the chart's done! Now that's fast! Nice job, as usual.

That's because the body itself runs a modified copy of Vista. So, this is like Vista's ERROR 244: You have attached a fully-functioning device into a device running Windows Vista. Vista will now corrupt the device and flood the chamber with a deadly neurotoxin.

Way to only manage to say "Make sure you don't-" before getting shot by the sniper fairy because you didn't eat your vegetables. I'M SO PROUD OF YOU.

Just to be a smart-ass. Also, about the amnesia, not only was Freeman bludgeoned, but who knows what they did while he was unconscious. (I'm talking like tranquilizers, forget-what-you-saw type drugs, or MIB style flashy-things. Not in the kinky way. I know how you internet people are...)

Gordon Freeman with a shotgun standing over the corpse of the icthyosaur with the quote underneath, "Call me Ishmael, BITCH!" EDIT: Also, Gordon Freeman with a stunned expression and a smoking .357 standing next to a dead bullsquid saying "Okay, what the fuck did I just shoot? I'm totally justified, whatever it is. It looks like a cross between a leopard and... Cthulhu." Edit of my edit: Not jaguar, leopard.

Way to get mugged, disarmed, and thrown in a trash compactor. I'm so proud of you!

Nah, that's not as fun as just walking up and going "Let me heal you!" and stabbing someone in the face with a syringe full of bullsquid vomit.

The medicine port could work too. Or gaps in the plating with a bullet proof fabric, like Kevlar.

I recall what looks like sewer water being present in Xen. And the laws of physics are the same on Xen, they are just bent. A lot. Like a mobius pretzel.

Good point! Or that's a ridiculously strong needle.