scott155

A panda walks into a bar and says, "I'll have a gin........ on the rocks." The bartender says, "What's with the long pause?" The panda looks at him and says, "Oh, I was born with them."

Who needs Captain Sheridan when you've got Captain Gordon Freeman of the Intergalactic House of Pancakes?

What is the canine codename for one of the upcoming Android tablets from the makers of the Kindle?

Who has to obey thirst when you have POWERTHIRST?

You could have said "Who doesn't have to when EVERYONE MUST OBEY ME?!"

Who need's Chell when your comment is unrelated to the previous post?

Who needs two when you don't have to?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=anime%20smiley

Who ever decided adding summer reading and a rather hefty assignment to the school website after I thought I had already gotten all the summer reading (hence didn't check the website again until providing the link for a friend) was a good idea, I would like to say this as plainly as possible. FUCK. YOU.

Who needs Arby's when you've got Panera?

Who needs Popeye when you have Popeye's Chicken and Biscuits?

Or an "Okay, what the f*ck did I just shoot?" shirt with a puzzled Freeman holding a magnum standing over a dead bullsquid. Or something similar with "Call me Ishmael, b*tch!", a shotgun, and an icthyosaur. It's part of the "Thing's That Freeman Killed." line of shirts.

Can you let me know about the motion capture when you find out more? Things like cost, how it works, how well it works, etc. Maybe post it on the site for other people that may be interested.

Mike and Dave in Half-Life 2: Opposing Force the new co-op game from Valve Software! Or an appearance like you mentioned in Half-Life 3 or the like.

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Half-Life: Blue Shift and Half Life: Opposing Force are both pretty decent. I personally liked Opposing Force better.

True, but he could've been so bad at it that he'd lose before he got a chance to fire or something along those lines. The point is, while he most likely HAS shot a paintball gun, this isn't necessarily true.

Well, he did shoot a paintball gun before. He said, and I quote: "THIS IS WORSE THAN PAINTBALL!" Not necessarily. He could've just been shot by a paintball gun.

Or he might shoot him right before he injects him, resulting in the scientist's ragdoll holding the syringe. Although, that also happens if you shoot him right before he puts it away.

*ball

I think the monster ate the progress bar...

Damn, three of the same exact post, that really sucks man. Is this an accident, or do I need to remove all the keys from your keyboard, melt them down, and make you drink them? I can't really follow through on the threat and can't think of why this would be intentional, so I'm gonna assume it's an accident... for now...

Freeman has bigger problems, hence he has forgotten about his injured ear which will likely be cured when he falls face-first into alien healing goo. Case. Closed. Sort of.

But I quoted it correctly. And I beat you to the punch. And I spelled Cthulhu correctly. Although, admittedly that's a damn weird word to spell.

probably one of the imbeciles who couldnt survive on Xen,again the best Ross can do about it is either Freeman stealing one helmet from the dead body on Xen (unlocking the HUD) and then losing it between HL1 and HL2,or Freeman tries to steal it but isnt able of doing it and then talks about air pressure...WAIT A MINUTE,HOW THE HELL FREEMAN BREATHS ON THE SPACE...AND IF GRAVITY IS A BIG BODY (planet) ATTRACTING A SMALL BODY (noob) THEN HOW THE HELL YOU KEEP FALLING ON THE SPACE IF THE ONLY BODY THERE IS THAT MINI-ASTEROID,EXPLAIN THAT GABE NEWELL Xen is a different universe, with different physical laws of reality. They're just different enough to allow things happen the way they do without simultaneously making it impossible for life to exist, as would happen with even minor changes to ONE law of physics, of which there are many. It went wrong about here. Give or take a post.