scott155

Who needs a PC when you've got a PCS3-Box 360?

Who needs Parker's Mind when you've got a printer and flyingamerboy's address so that you can literally make him eat those words?

I think rep should be attached to posts, but the total +/- rep of all of them combined is the users rep. Like if someone gave me +rep for this post (idk why they'd do that, but just as an example) it would show this post as having +1rep and me as having +6rep

Who need's Shepard's Mind when you've got Freeman's Mind?

Who needs Arby 'n' the Chief when you've got Red vs Blue? Oh, and an unnecessary amount of blank space.

I'm on your side, you fucking idiots! How many of you do I have to kill for you to understand that?

Canabalt. I always die every time.

Who needs a shotgun and bullseye's address when you've got judging in a loud, obnoxious manner?

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My family got a pet ferret and they wouldn't let me name him Captain Gordon Freeman of the Intergalactic House of Pancakes.

I'm not saying it wouldn't take a LOT of effort, I just don't know if someone would PAY for them. Although, it looks like there's at least one customer!

Well, right now the speed of production is... uhhh...

Portal: The Wheatly Chronicles Episode 1: You play as Wheatly (optional Co-Op partner is Space Core) and after getting back to Earth with Lamarr, you find two Atlas bodies, minus the cores, for the Space Core and Wheatly. Maybe some robot-testing on board the Mobile Aperture Science Computer Aided Enrichment Center located on the Borealis. Heady-Life: Episode 1- You play as Lamarr and you first have to get back to earth with the assistance of Wheatly and then find Dr. Kleiner. You are de-beaked, so you can't zombify anybody, but you are able to command other headcrabs and, by extention, zombies. I don't know how well these would work as actual Valve-made games, but maybe as a mod or parody. This is just what I thought of when you mentioned the three of them in space.

Heady-Life: Episode 1- You play as Lamarr and you first have to get back to earth with the assistance of Wheatly and then find Dr. Kleiner. You are de-beaked, so you can't zombify anybody, but you are able to command other headcrabs and, by extention, zombies.

Black Mesa Soylent Green TV diners. Made with real human flesh, a spray-able cheese-like substance, and electrified toxic waste.

Portal 2 DLC is coming out this September at some point while it's still "technically" summer. Sure you have to pay if you want more gestures, but they give you stuff that adds actual gameplay for free!

Actually, you get melted gobs of flesh, cheese, roach and headcrab that gets blown up into teeny tiny pieces. I assume the entire factory serves a similar financial purpose as the nut cracking room and the crate smashing room.

I liked Still Alive just a liiittle bit better.I think the correct answer is that Johnathan Coulton is full of win and awesome.

Friends don't let friends work at Black Mesa. Internet people advise internet people against working at Black Mesa. Enemies assign enemies to turret maintenance and testing at Black Mesa.

Who needs two islands full of devoted nymphomaniac sex slave robogirls and a larger island full of devoted nymphomaniac sex slave girlfriends and a city full of genetically-engineered-to-be-perfect-slavegirls and a totally badass set of PCs when you can sit back and watch people get mad as you wait for BTGbullseye's slave girl fantasies to reach the 60000 character limit?

Did you only play as Good? Or is that just your preference? I like being evil, especially when I'm using the game as stress relief. I definitively like that in the second game, if you beat it on both good and evil Karma, you can get all of the good and evil powers in the aftermath.

Who needs chopsticks, a tub of Vaseline and a piece of string when you've got an island full of devoted nymphomaniac sex slave robogirls and a larger island full of devoted nymphomaniac sex slave girlfriends?

Makes me want to learn to Photoshop. And draw. And alter genes to make actual organisms like that.

Who needs Serious Sam when you've got Stick-man Sam?

That's badass. Makes me want to learn to draw.