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*WALL EXPLODES* "WHAT THE FUCK?!?! Jesus Christ, that's a lot of blood! And what the fuck is this thing? Oh, shit, it's a Gauss gun! I made one of these when I was a kid! But mine was better, because it didn't fucking explode. Yeah it was pretty badass. It used uranium-235 and a couple of D-Batteries as power source and... wait.... a couple of D-batteries... THAT'S MY GUN!" And for the other one: "I fell like ghostbuster with this thing!" *sees alien and disintegrates it* "WHO YA GONNA CALL!"

Nightmare - Avenged Sevenfold

I once tried to tell a joke using only donkey noises, but I ended up just sounding like an ass.

Not Team Fortress 3: The Apocalypse?

The Apocalypse?

I don't care that much either way, but I'm ever so slightly more in favor of .mp4 so I can put it on my iPod. Although, .mp5 is the best, because it can solve up to 800 problems a minute.

I think we'll all be dead before Ross gets to Episode 2. Not to be too pessimistic or anything, but like Dr.Freeman said, "Optimists are retards."

If you mean an ASHPD, that could make a good episode, but NPC's don't go through portals. If it's portals to random places or Xen, that could work too.

-Ozzy Osborne.

Maybe not in all-caps, but I like the general idea.

Yes, this has happened to me. It also once happened with Professor Farnsworth after discovering Futurama on netflix. But both of those phases have passed.

The free DLC will be released this Wednesday and will be called "Peer Review" I guess early October is VALVe-Time Mid-September.

Two men were sitting in a bar when one of them says to the bartender, "I would like some H2O, please." So, the bartender hands him a glass of water. The second man, thinking this was a good idea, says "I'll have some H2O too!" The second man drank his drink and died.

look above your post dude. I swear that wasn't there when I posted and it didn't ask me if I wanted to change my post.

That's what the "Free For All" section is for.

Freeman will probably have a nerdgasm when DOG kills the Strider, if FM makes it that far and if he's not just in panic mode.

If nobody else has any requests, do the Nyan-Freeman thing.

Q: How many flies does it take to screw in a light-bulb? A:

Yeah, the HECU do seem like a "Fuck this, bomb everything" kind of bunch...

I hope Freeman's Mind goes on long enough to get to "Oh, Barney told me to tell you... 'FUCK YOU!'"

To scare people with the cocking sound.

Ray Romano sounds NOTHING like Ross. I disagree, but I DO agree that Ray wouldn't be as valuable, since Ross has the Freeman personality and can do that Vortigaunt voice. Also, although they don't sound exactly alike, it's close enough that they could probably do good imitations of one another.

I always thought it was one barrel, with the two shots just right after the other. BANGBANG! I still don't know if the SPAS 12 can do that, though. I like guns, but if I don't own it/haven't ever shot it I probably wont know much about it other than the loud end should be pointed away from you.

Sherlock Holmes and Watson are investigating a crime scene when they see a note that says "HEAD TO ROOM X. 5+X=12" Sherlock says, "Watson, that's one thing I can't solve." Watson, surprised, replies, "But Sherlock, it's simple algebra! How far did you get in school!?" To which Sherlock replies, "Elementary, my dear Watson."

Well, it's also not WAY off, like if he sounded 12 or like a girl.