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scott155

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  1. I was actually called a gentlemen twice recently. Non-sarcastically, I might add. I feel proud of myself.
  2. O/ /| / \ O/ /| / \ O/ /| / \ O/ /| / \ O/ /| / \ O/ /| / \ How dare you tempt me?!
  3. Tell you what - lead me to the gold, and I just might let you live.
  4. How dare you try to let Bob take over the internetz?! Oh god... O/ /| / \ It begins...
  5. Wait, wait, wait. Something about this feels kinda... hinky.
  6. If you want my advice, you should just lie down in front of a rocket.
  7. How dare you assume I needed a website to know the word "portmanteau"?!
  8. Listen to me, maggot! I was promised treasure on this goddamned ROCK! And now... My men are dying... They can't even go outside to take a piss without an armed guard! AND I HAVE NOTHING TO SHOW FOR IT!!!
  9. I see what you did there...
  10. Nice work! I look forward to the next season
  11. How dare you use a portmanteau?
  12. A man was driving along the road, not really paying close attention, when he hits the car in front of him. Both him and the other driver were okay, but the damage to the cars was pretty bad. When the driver of the other car steps out, the man sees that he is a midget. The midget walks up to the man and yells, "I am NOT happy!!!" The man just gives him an incredulous look and replies, "Well, which one are you?"
  13. How dare you misspell sex and use a period for a question?!
  14. It's a water gun?
  15. Yay homophones!
  16. How dare you not +rep me so I don't have 13 reputation?!
  17. How dare you be a five-pack?!
  18. How dare you use plain white text?!
  19. How dare your statement contain an odd number of dares?!
  20. How dare you not come up with a clever and witty "How dare you...?"!?
  21. Boston,+New+York+and+Philadelphia
  22. I think Freeman will kind of say something along the lines of "Fuck you, I'm leaving" and go though the portal. This way, Ross can continue if he so chooses or simply have the portal be the actual exit in the Freeman's Mind universe.
  23. It's a bit early for Christmas music, but this is pretty sweet. 4vNcGlM8O3I
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