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Hiding weapons in your rectum? That sounds like a... *puts on sunglasses* ...pain in the ass. YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!

Well, bug blood it yellow, so maybe it tastes like bug.

Mmm... bullcalamari...

Am I being too vague? I despise you. I loathe you. You arrogant, smugly quiet, awful jumpsuited monster of a woman. You and your little potato friend. This place would have been a triumph if it wasn't for you!

It's like what GLaDOS does with your one room full of air... Here's an interesting fact: you're not playing a new game. It's too expensive to make a game from scratch. We just take the first game, freshen it up a little, and put it back on the shelf. So you'll be playing the same game for the rest of your life. I thought that was interesting.

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It probably tastes like Soylent Green.

Then use good ol' "give monster_scientist" to spawn one with the Kleiner model.

That sounds like something Cyanide & Happiness would write.

Well, it makes him breath more calmly, anyway. And I'm pretty sure Xen just has a breathable atmosphere.

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That is what I said. Now, give me your soul. Dammit, I just got a new one! And I sold all my spares to Satan for cool stuff!

Yeah, now that I think about it, Kleiner was probably the scientist with the shot gun. 1.It looks like him. 2.Kleiner points a shotgun at you in HL2 3.Dude with shotgun is much more likely to actually make it out of Black Mesa alive than the half-dead guy.

Because god forbid someone should shave their mustache and loose some hair at some point during a twenty year span.

I hate when a game has a cool singleplayer store where you can get weapons, skins, and cheats in the first two games in a series and then has that option removed in the third. Yes, I'm looking at you, Uncharted 3.

So, they both die? What is the purpose of this thread? And why is the grammar so bad?

You've obviously never been in a Panamanian jail...

That's pretty ballsy for a guy who's spent the last three months behind bars.

I am surrounded by traitors and fools!

Rather an anti-climax considering what you've just survived...

How dare you ask that in a thread that's nothing but questioning?!

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