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"Black Mesa didn't steal the Borealis and dump it in the Arctic to make Aperture lose grant money, Freeman, you're just being paranoid." "Aperture didn't secretly rig the anti-mass spectrometer to malfunction, Freeman, you're just being paranoid."

"The internet isn't deliberately ruining your spelling and grammar to make you look like an idiot, Freeman, you're just being paranoid."

"Black Mesa isn't going to secede from the US, Freeman, you're just being paranoid." EDIT: Fixed. I could've sworn I wrote secede and not succeed the first time.

We were getting off topic on account of Alyxx's avatar. Ya know, because boobs.

"The janitors don't secretly control the business world, Freeman, you're just being paranoid."

"The HEV suit doesn't have a breathalyzer in the helmet that automatically reports your BAC to the administrator, Freeman, you're just being paranoid."

Is it even legal to marry a TARDIS?

Is it even possible to say the word "cake" without SOMEONE making a Portal reference? Nope. But we better not make too many. Lab boys tell me that could wipe out time. Entirely. Forward and backward.

"The HEV suit doesn't have tracking devices, Freeman, you're just being paranoid." "There's no dead bodies in the freezer, Freeman, you're just being paranoid." "You won't have to fight a giant testicle monster from another dimension, Freeman, you're just being paranoid." "There's no race of aliens controlled by a giant floating robot fetus coming to take over the world, Freeman, you're just being paranoid." "There's no creepy old man with a suit and briefcase secretly controlling you're destiny, Freeman, you're just being paranoid." "There's no such thing as gnomes, Freeman, you're just being paranoid." "Your paranoia isn't the result of government tests performed on you in your sleep, Freeman, you're just being paranoid."

I wonder what Otto is doing that's making the audio take so long. Hmmm....

Yeah, if you're using "fuckton" as a unit of measurement for pain, it's almost never good.

"We're not wasting funds to give hologram projectors to the microbiologists, Freeman, you're just being paranoid."

"There's no inter-dimensional portals in the basement, Freeman, you're just being paranoid."

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"The administrator's not a Bond villain, Freeman, you're just being paranoid."

"The underground tram system isn't haunted by the souls of the damned, Freeman, you're just being paranoid." "The anemometers aren't trying to kill you, Freeman, you're just being paranoid."

I can't know for sure, but I have a hunch that the Medieval series is either being put off for the movie project, or it is the movie project.

"Not all aliens are bastards, Freeman, you're just being paranoid."

Woo, I've been granted permission to go off-topic by the Giant Napkin!

"The government isn't going to kill everyone at Black Mesa if we have a containment breech, Freeman, you're just being paranoid." "The administrator isn't a puppet to alien overlords, Freeman, you're just being paranoid."

The fork thing was originally me trying to make my comment about someone's avatar ontopic. And the avatar was of a fork. So yeah. And boobs were brought up because boobs.

Perhaps, yes. Maybe an admin will move it. 'cause I don't think I can.

From Episode 28 "Aliens aren't invading, Freeman, you're just being paranoid. The mailman's not spying on you, Freeman, you're just being paranoid. What else... There's no society of anthropomorphic frog people living in the sewer, Freeman, you're just being paranoid. Owls can't read your thoughts, Freeman, you're just being paranoid." Basically, just post some other things you think Freeman would be paranoid about. Ex: "The catwalks are perfectly safe, Freeman, you're just being paranoid."

Technically supposed to be about episode 41. But the question arose from 41 about how Freeman would take down the chopper. You know, with duct tape, boobs, and a fork. Or boobs with a fork duct-taped to them. So when the pilot goes in for a look, he pokes his eyes out. Brilliant.

You're off topic, Ross. Just pointing out the irony. Please don't lynch me, Accursed Farmers.