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2140 - Fifty percent of the human population spontaneously combusts.

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2132 - Everyone realizes that Hali Life 3 released a while ago and productivity worldwide grinds to a halt.

Who needs to brag about their amazing wife/girlfriend on the internet when you can sit alone in bitter resentment, despising all of humanity for little to no reason?

2126 - Half Life 3 released. Nobody buys it because everyone thinks it's an elaborate prank.

Who needs the hottest women on the planet as your slaves when you can have the hottest women in the universe as your consensual sexual partners?

Surgeon Simulator Anniversary Edition. Would be more accurate to call it "Clumsy Vengeful Mob Boss Simulator"

Who needs to take the red pill when you can take the little blue pill?

2122 - Galactic Government uses funding to make more alcohol in order to generate more DUI's to generate more alcohol. Sub-sector GR-74 of Earth, formerly known as Germany, generates unprecedented quantities of beer. Nobody questions the dubious nature of the government's program because everyone is titty much protally fit-shaced.

The Swapper. Bit odd to play on the Vita since the analog stick just kinda moves a cursor around. A mouse would be much better, but I can't fit my laptop in my pants so it's a fair trade-off.

Who needs an alley to live in when you've got lots of space in between the drywall?

Who needs a comfy chair when you've got a shrubbery?

Blacklight: Retribution. Not bad little Free to Play shooter, but I can't really see myself putting a lot of time into it. It's alright to pop in for a bit, but overall seems pretty generic.

2120 - A personality core is accidentally dropped into a vat of space-coffee, thus creating the Space Sphere.

Who needs to work for the ministry of funny walks when you can be part of the Spanish Inquisition?

2118 - The space-tea brewing process is somewhat refined, but not perfected. Gelatinous masses produced by incorrect processes now shoot jets of salicylic acid rather than sulfuric, and are marketed as an anti-acne product in an attempt to replace the income source that was lost by removing the tax.

Who needs something completely different when you can know how to spot different types of trees from quite a long ways away?

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Who needs a conversation that doesn't turn vulgar when you can give a thirty page dissertation on the history of the usage of sex toys complete with info-graphics and other visuals?

2117 - First colonized planet opposes an unjust tax on space-tea. The space-tea brewing process is needlessly complex an inefficient, and if performed incorrectly can and will turn the tea into a gelatinous mass that occasionally emits jets of sulfuric acid.

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Who needs a flying rat's ass when you've got a flying fuck?

Who needs hooting fish when you've got swimming owls?