Collective Foal

Banned because you are quite the naughty pony.

Irresistable

Mmkay. I did mean for this entire thing to be so cynical and hateful sounding that it was almost funny. Any suggestions for improvement?

Red cuz better color. Badass and full of yourself or Wimpy and humble?

One Five Zero Five

Correct

Hey look! I'm back, guys! (missed ya <3)

Banned for reprimanding your master.

Anger Management... I guess. I don't really watch new TV shows or anything like that. I stick to my guns. How many marshmallows can you fit in your mouth?

Rated CT for Carpal Tunnel.

Trust me, I've embellished a few details to enhance the impact of the story. While my dad is an abusive doucher, I do my part in egging him on, but since the summer started, he's discovered that I can work my ass off, so he doesn't regard me as a lazy fuck. It's not the worst and I can comfortably say that. How to improve?

It's some dertard with the caption "I'm Sexy and I Know It." Too lazy to fix... eh.

RIGHT NIPPLE! LEFT NIPPLE! DOUBLE NIPPLE TWIST!!!

Why am I never informed of people's activities. When the hell did you go off to Cali? Whatever, it doesn't matter. I just finished typing up what might be Chapter 1 or it might just be the first half of Chapter 1 of my new fic. Meh

So... to interrupt this little fame feud we have going on, here's the first chapter of the fic that is destined to be garbage: https://docs.google.com/document/d/13_O0A5Z3bTWukRos-8iC9Lx351x7XVF83vo43JQffGE/edit Please do not edit the actual text, but I would appreciate if you left comments and critiques at the bottom of the page. (I'm not that savvy on how Google Docs work, so disregard any stupid crap I might have said up there ^)

Fight me. *starts mortal kombat theme* Bitch, I'd run circles around your ass. And even with those guys, if you knew Mike Powers from my high school, that guy is like a fucking A+F model waiting to happen

British Columbia, actually. Yup, I'm the forum stalker. I know where practically everyone lives. You guys shouldn't be so revealing on your Steam profiles J.K. I just have a good memory and I've run by everybody's profile one time or another. OT: Still working on that fic. Thinking about getting on TF2 in a bit, as my PopPop just handed me his kick-ass Logitech mouse (in case nobody's noticed, I'm a Logitech freak. I absolutely love them.)

I'm sorry Chuck, but Shiny's got you beat. Thanks for the help there, too. Think I'm gonna make a new channel called Saxobrony...

Eh, Matt Smith is ten times handsomer than David Tenant. But if I could've chosen at birth, I would've picked bi. I mean to me, having a man anywhere near my ass is a no-no, but gay couples always look twenty times happier than straight couples. I mean, how often do you see a straight, married couple holding hands and talking all happy and starry-eyed while they're getting groceries? Probably none.

Whaddup, Axel? Good to see ya again, though you and Chuck could use a couples therapist for all that marital tension. And sadly, we ain't never gettin' old Username back. He's gone for good.

Yes, all of this. Absolutely brilliant compostion.

The verdict is in: Monster > Amp > Rockstar

Weird-ass questions that my friend asks our Skype group: If there was one male celebrity you would go gay for (assuming you are straight), who would it be? Had to think for a little while, but I came up with two possible options: -Jude Law -Leonardo Dicaprio You pick for me.

Are you in school right now and is the vector your homework or something? If not, give in bro. New games should always take priority over boring work. Oh, BTW, why do you get free trips to E3, cuz I kinda want in on this...

Guys, guys, guys. I'm pretty sure that I am the most famous brony on this forum, considering I've got 4 FanFictions with a collective of 12,000 views on FimFiction and 15,000 views on FanFiction. ...Oh wait, that doesn't mean shit. Famous people don't care about my work. Time to go mope. I'll make it eventually though. I'll be doing video game commentaries once I actually get a rig up. I'll be doing Sax renditions of the songs once I can get my Tablet back and upload shit. (BTW, does anybody know how to loop videos when you upload them?)