Collective Foal

Back on topic guys. Looked at the candy rack at the 7 Eleven. Take 5 on sale. My thought process: *Stares* Ugh, pretzels are disgusting, but then it IS cheaper than the Heath bar and I'm running low on funds. Well they both have chocolate, which is what I'm really in the mood for. But then I can actually Eat the rest of the Heath without looking like a disgusting fucktard and licking the pretzels clean and chucking them. Guy at the register: "Umm, are you alright?" Me: "Yea, this is just a really big life decision." Register man, being a 7 11 employee, is inherently Indian so he looks on seeming very confused, obviously not getting my humor. Back to thoughts: Ahh Fuck it. I'll take the Heath and pay the extra dollar. Register guy, obviously feeling obligated to say something after such an odd ordeal: Did you find everything alright? Me: Yeah man. Thanks for being patient with me. I'm truly grateful. I just managed to beat back my inner demons and give my heart what it truly desires. Thanks. Register Guy, looking very nervous: Umm... Here's your change. Have a good day. Me: You too, man. You too. *Leaves store Afterthought: I really hope I don't come back on his shift again, cuz I doubt he'll forget me and I don't think I'll ever be able to improv like that again.

Sorry to doublepost but these are completely unrelated. Four new weapons. My initial opinions: Heavy Heatmaker: Needs a damage nerf along with the ammo nerf. Will make heavies stay in windup more often, though, so they will be more susceptible to headshots. Practically eliminates the power of a good Kunai spy. Scout's Flying Guillotine: Awesome weapon. Very unique and fresh and I like it a lot. And furthermore, they released it into the game PERFECTLY BALANCED for once. Spy's Red Tape Recorder: Yet again, an incredible weapon concept. It does need a nerf though on how quickly it downgrades buildings, cause if you're an engineer and you're repairing your tele or something and a spy lays one on your LVL 3 sentry, it will be down to level 1 before you can say "Makin Bacon" unless, of course, you're turtling, a tactic I do not personally support in any way. Besides all of that, NEW SAPPER FINALLY 5 YEARS IN THE MAKING! Neon Annihilator: Awesome concept, good execution, but maybe a minor damage nerf before it's balanced. The idea of depending on teammates for kills is awesome. I see some competitive Scout Pyro combos coming if this isn't banned from comp play. However, 2Fort spies beware. The sewers aren't safe any longer...

"Dear Princess Celestia..."

Wow, just wow. You have to be a serious asshole to do shit like that. Allow me to make the mods shit bricks while I spew every expletive into this post... [redacted for having a factor of vulgarity higher than human comprehension] Well that was fun. I mean why would you do that? When they say they're disappointed in the QA team, did they ALL collectively leak it or is Mane6 just carpet blaming the QA team for the acts of one person? Whatever, I don't care.

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Am I sensing a little cat fight over Little Miss Rarity here? He's mine guys. You weren't even here for when he was Blightmare... God, you were even using leet speak back then... Wasn't it actually Bl1ghtmare?

IDK. I just started reading the post and felt like i already knew what the bottom line was going to say... And i did. Whatever. Anyway, you just need a little more sun. Lift a little. Run some. Yeah, you'll be in the A+F catalogues in no time

Meh, whatevs about the blame game. Nice job being stupid enough to put "For a friend" in your description. I'm currently putting all my faith into the thought of an MLP movie for the third season.

All of my Deja Vu... That was really weird.

All of this. Currently laughing at this: uSyQFmARD10

6/10 because I generally don't follow anime and that creeps me the fuck out.

Scripts bro. Lots of scripts. So here's my permanent Pyro loadout: S. Degreaser: "Pinkie Pie's Instant Cake Baker" Description: "All you have to do is take a cup of fire..." S. Flare Gun: "Pinkie Pie's Instant Candle Lighter" Description: "Add a little crits," S. Axestinguisher: "Pinkie Pie's Instant Cake Slicer" Description: "Then just take a little something overpowered..." If I had a Pyro hat (can hats even have descriptions?), I'd make the description "A bit of rage, just a pinch."

Banned because I last Played Portal 2 a year and a half ago.

100x10 + 52x10

A 13 hour, heated debate that somehow made it into theaters about which status, Master or Commander, is higher in power than the other. My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

Whoovey-Dent (Just combined 3 things into one name. COME AT ME BRUH!)

Takin' shower

Okay, that's absolutely fine, then. I thought you were talking about being that one lady who yells out "Yo, don't go in there! He gon kill yall!" But yea, I usually save the analyzing and criticism for when I watch it at home. I'm just too conscious of myself to even do it in the theater. Like, I hate when people tell me to stop doing something for reasons of manners and common decency. OT: When driving by random groups of people, my friends and I will yell random things at them out of the window that typically aren't very becoming.

I'm fairly certain every Italian from the 1930s would beg to differ...

Banned because in this game, Aces are LOW! (There are a lot of different card games, dude. Hand and Foot is a particular facorite of mine.)

This is pretty hardcore right here. +rep to HLP for awesome find. New definition for Equestria Daily: a relatively small system (though large amongst the small sites) located just east of the monstrous Facebook galaxy. http://internet-map.net/#11-158.8050537109375-102.14507293701172

Bill, give it up. We all know that Rarity looks like one of those girl-grabbing boardwalk guitarists. Dat dere's one sexy mofo.

My opinion of you just lessened. That is ridiculously inconsiderate to people who have payed good money to see a movie. Anyway, I am rather shallow when I observe women. I typically don't consider less-attractive girls as potential partners. I'm kind of ashamed of it, but I base a lot off of appearance.

What the fuck is that guy in the background doing? He's like halfway between a double hand hover and a pre-pounce position.

If you lived in America and you had "Cheeburger's" Burgers, you would probably change your mind Alyxx. Anyways, 1.5 cans of monster. My body is prepared for the ensuing heart disease and comatose. Lez do dis!