Collective Foal

9/10 That's a nice dramatic sillhouette you've got there. How about you show us your whole face? Unless you're... HARVEY DENT!!!

Now as long as you're not a minority, you'll get good witness protection. If the guy did it and he's a horrible person, get his ass locked up. If you're not sure he did it, report the information, but don't bias against him. If you explain the situation (it would make me happy. I hate being in the dark like this.) we could help you out more. If it has to do with all the robberies going on in Newark, DE, SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU CUNT! SNITCHES GET STITCHES!

Wait... what? Oh and I'm 87% sure that I posted that video a while back in this thread. And it didn't end, so yea, GTFO brah! (Puts on best tough guy face)

I've had my eye on it for over a year now and only now did I learn that there are WEBSITES where you can resize gifs. I was like "AWWWW SHIT!" OT: Just got back from Hooters... the erection slowly calms itself. I'm not going to lie, our waitress was gorgeous, and she was definitely giving me special attention. Maybe it was the fact that I was the only young, fit gentleman out of all the Middle-Aged fat-ass fucks there for Fantasy Football who objectify any girl that's out of their league. So yea, she liked me.

YFW youre shitfaced and a cop pulls you over

7/10 Good god, it's piercing my soul.

Lol, There oughta be a law, Get the Sherrif on the phone, Lord have mercy how she even GET DEM BRITCHES ON?!

OkvVr6n1cGk I keep dropping my tears! Can somebody please help me pick all these up?

Dude, I just got the biggest sense of Deja Vu from reading that... oh wait, that's because I always here that. He really is a dick. But he still cares about me to some extent. Can't hate him for trying while completely ignoring the fact that he has an anger problem and a manipulativity problem (yea, I made up a fucking word. Call Meriam-Webster, cuz manipulative should have a noun form.)

Applying new avatar while waiting for my sub box to contain more new videos...

Yup, I've figured it out. I'm doing it in a swing style, so I can use some of the improv I've been working on just to tie together the 3 or 4 main lines I play. It's turning out nice. If I can find a time where both parents catch night shift, I'll just record with Audacity and my really nice mic I've got on my headset rather than the shoddy Tablet mic. I've just one favor to ask. As there will be no video to pair with my playing, I was wondering if anyone wouldn't mind drawing up / vectoring a jazzy pony-related background. I was thinking having Octavia in the background and a ponified version of me in the foreground with a sax. If anyone actually takes up this task, I won't be able to thank them enough. I'll pay you in any manner I am able and be forever grateful to you. I can't use that kind of junk If you're interested, PM me I guess. We'll figure something out. Here's the Ponysona I figured out. I was too lazy to export, so put this code in on General Zoi's Pony Creator on DA: 3S3H0X4010FEFDBFFFC49D000001BC6F9UN183740000000190E0CB26FF7FFF16107F3FCC004CB2

Broken image link makes babies cry.

I'd be there I'm in the mood to see something absolutely beautiful. I finally got the chance to look at the night sky without all the interferance of city lights last weekend. Luna gave me a few special wishes from shooting stars. It was absolutely amazing, just the sheer number of stars there were. But anyways, anything with high aesthetic value and pony-related would be nice. Too lazy to do anything myself. You should know that by now

YGJ-R95pGrA So beautiful... every song on the soundtrack is just gorgeous...

YFW you turn on the TV and the first thing you hear is "Child sex crimes"

That moment when you turn onyour TV, and you have that grace period where there's no video and only audio. You hear a news lady cut in, saying "child sex crimes" and, without a pause, you turn it off, never actually seeing anything on the TV screen.

I don't know what it is, but EFNW seems like the weirder cousin of BronyCon. I dunno, just some strange vibes from that place...

Eh, peoPle being assholes is a whole-world problem, just the Details change the significance. So my dad's using my faults to his advantage. When he acts like a total ass and he knows it and I start getting irritated or mad at him, rather than continue being a beligerant asshole, he stops, does something to make me laugh, then continues. I am VERY easy to laugh, and everybody knows that once you crack a smirk, it's impossible to regain your seriousness without seeming absolutely retarded and ending up with this constipated anger smirk. So yea, he's a dick and he's getting away with it because I laugh too much. That fucker.

Practicing dat sax.

So I've got the majority of this memorized. JOY69M6-f5I The main melody is the easy part, it's just memorizing all the bits and pieces in between. I think I'll just improvise it, cuz that's always easier, since I know it's in Concert D with a lot of blues scale, (B Flat is A instead and they leave out D# a little and the G# is almost entirely ignored. So yea, it's fun on the sax, and I've already got some good improv guidlines for it.

Haha.

Todos de ustedes tienen que chupar a mi pene.

PlayingBattlefield 3. Just got a headshot from about a quarter mile out on a guy who was running towards me. If you want all the dets: I was on the cliffside rocks after the base jump on Damavand, looking at MCom B. A guy ran between the crates and I nailed his ass, well, actually his head... But yea, normally you get like 25-75 points extra for long distance headshots. 273 fucking point. Get out of my face.

Sorry Twilight. Like i said, I look at Avatars to determine identities. I'm a very visual type of person. And who said that derpy cosplay wasn't sexy. That girl has a beautiful face and very nice blonde hair. I am personally a blonde-lover.

It's hard dissecting frogs without a scalpel... No other knife is sharp enough to cut through their skin without tearing them to pieces.