Collective Foal

OT: Egging on Bullseye

She runs a vet service/ petting zoo. Heads up: your font MAY be too small when I zoom in as much as I can and still can't make out the writing. And Shiny, 2 people have subbed me since your video. I'm not sure whether to be happy or feel like shit because I deoend on my more successful friend to get me recognition. We'll just mix the two together.

Compile countless conversational compositions connotating consonants

I dare to defecate on your deceased, defenestrated diaphragm!

You meanthat studio that copied Disney for almost a decade?

Show him some fucking backbone, then. Don't LET him ignore you like that. You argue with him. Get a little upset without looking like you're gonna fight him. You sir, must learn the art of confrontation. I don't like it, and nobody should, but when I have to, I do it with gusto and passion. Don't just raise your hand at the meeting. Say "I'll be the president." If he tells you no, you say "I'm sorry. I understand that even though you lead this club, you don't actually seem to give two shits about it. I, on the other hand, love this club and am willing to do what it takes to lead it. So if you're going to offer up the spot, don't take back what you said because I offered." You've got to confront him or you'll never get that spot, dude.

Don't lie to me you filthy whore!

That movie... I just loved it. I'm a Disney nerd and I feel ashamed.

If there were a fucking sound byte, I'd have Grunkle Stan not knowing how to respond to this, but whatever.

Relevant. OT: Not getting in a debate with a liberal, thank you. I'm not a liberal... not at all. I lean to the conservative side of libertarian. But yea, no debates. Just got home from school. Tired and bored. Gonna do homework...

So you rutted with Chuck... and poured oats on me. Thanks bro. Thanks a lot I also found my avatar in there, too. Very awesome video. Glad you got your 500. And may the road rise to meet you and wind at your back and shit.

Then no. That's so dishonorable. If you're going to fight someone, make it fucking clean. But if they've got a gun on me or any sort of lethal force. I'll fucking do everything I can to fucking destroy them.

As the wise and mighty South Park has said: Politics is always between a giant douche and a turd sandwich.

It's not my kind of game. Ever since I started playing FPS, I can't stand 3rd person games. Especially RPGs. I try them,I swear. But I never like them.

What? It supports all forms of social freedom, such as abortion, gay rights, and bearing arms. But it also comes with the economic perks of the conservatives. I want welfare privatized and taxes lowered like 13-year-old ball sacks. The government should not be able to take anyone's money that they earned for any reason other than providing for the basic services of military protection and transportation management. If you want to hear my rant on prisons and the death penalty, feel free to ask. Otherwise: OT: Debating politics and taking a dump.

Well, you know you've walked too far when you walk off a cliff... Blue, your ridiculously philosophical riddles hurt my pride. Stap. I breathe just like you do, I swear, Occasionally I burst from thin air, I fill Franky with fright, And I'm awfully bright, Just be sure I don't get in your hair. What am I? (I'm proud of this one. Fucking limericks, man.)

What is the reference I am missing here?

It's like you took the words right out of Mitt's mouth. My friend and I were at her house last night. She goes to a school of the arts and takes like 5 different foreign language courses, one being Japanese. So, tired of the political bullshit on the TV, she flipped over to Japanese cable. They.... were also covering the election. But we still got our kicks out of this. Imagine, in the most heavy Japanese accent ever, someone saying "Mittu Romuniii!" Fucking hysterical.

I lift weights. Does that count?

Oh is that why I at reacting the way I am? Being a Mormon has nothing to do with it. I am reacting this way because mr.obama is by far the worst thing to happen to this country. That is not something I say lightly, and I know I'm going to get some hate for saying it, but the short and long term effects of what he has done and will do will be a grate manny nails in this country's coffin. May God bless America because we are going to need it. Ps. Chuck I'm not mad at you, just clarifying that. Not to start a debate, but good ol' Mr. Romney would be just as bad. We'd be equally screwed. Agreed. Hooves, flaccidify your raging political boner. Obama was most definitely the lesser of the two evils. Romney was an absolute fucktard when it came to social policy. Overturn Roe v. Wade may have been the most retarded method of securing a vote demographic ever, because it didn't. Now if America was fucking intelligent, we wouldn't have this bullshit two-party system and Gary Johnson would be our president, which would have been fucking marvelous. So many americans are actually Libertarians, but they have a fear of the word for whatever reason. Libertarian is the best theoretical policy I have ever seen, but you never see it in action, so I wouldn't know what it would be like in that aspect.

Got my replacement license and my dad and I are driving home from the DMV. He starts talking about the van in front of us and how if I hit him I'll probably cause two accidents. I'm trying to fucking drive in dark, rainy weather for the first time ever, so I say okay, rather irritably. He then threatens to punch me, of course. This kind of shit continued through the 15 minute ride home. When we get home, he asks me to break up some boards in the driveway and throw them in the trash. I do so, except for this white one which must have been plastic, as it bent but would not break. So I go inside after throwing everything out and tell him that the white one was plastic and it wouldn't break, so I threw it out whole. He gets all pissed off and says he told me not to break the white one. I say it isn't broken, and he asks me to bring it there. I do so and he gets pissed off because I bowed it a little bit. I tell him that since he was yelling while I had been driving, I hadn't been listening too well because I was stressed out. He gets pissy and says I should open up my ears and shut my mouth. Hoping it was over, I grabbed my shit and headed upstairs, but halfway up, my Mom tells me to come down and eat dinner. Having just driven for the first time in a couple months, and it being my first time in the rain at night, I was a little nervous and had that knotted feeling in my stomach (still do). So I tell her I'm not hungry and she warns me that I can't eat for the rest of the night if I don't eat then. I say okay and start back up the stairs. My dad then tells me to get the fuck downstairs and eat. I say "Dad, I'm not hungry and if mom says so, I won't eat until tomorrow." He tells me that if I say it one more time he's going to knock my teeth out. Parenting, guys. That's how it's done right there...

I dropped a Hat With No Name. I was pretty pumped.

Two days ago... silly.

Laughed my ass off. Tweeted that shit.

Bout to go to DMV to get a duplicate license. Woot